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Song Parodies -> "Lazy Slob Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Party Rock Anthem"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lazy Slob Anthem"

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The Lyrics

Part of my "World Go Boom" self-challenge. True story: I came up with the second half of the first verse before I wrote the rest of this. Don't ask me why, I guess I was just trying to find justification for making the worlds millionth laziness-related parody. Whatever.
Lazy slob!
Who cares?
Lazy slobbin' round the house tonight
Doin' nothin', just wastin' my time
The TV's rottin' out my mind
Eatin' burgers and sauce-covered fries

Lazy slobbin' round the house tonight
Not movin' much, like I'm made of lime
Meaning limestone, not the fruit, right?
I can't be arsed movin'

Know that!

I'm a fat, lazy slob
Pickin' ham out of the pizza box (huh)
Big gut, catchin' all the crumbs
Ropes open the door if somebody comes
Need a snack, got choc'late, yo
Got Twisties too, and some mint Aero
My speed dial has Domino's
Extra toppings on the dough

I'm drinkin' all these Cokes like Zero
I'm flickin' thru TV shows, Jersey Sho'? No way, bro
It really sucks!
Yeah, all these shows I'll be hecklin'
I don't care if it's House or Two and a Half Men

Lazy slobbin' round the house tonight
Every minute is just passin' buy
And I might microwave a pie
I'm too comfy watching Channel 9

(Flick through!)
Lazy slobbin' round the house tonight
Playin' Xbox and killin' online
And if that thing red rings, don't mind
Think I'll get my Wiimote

Shake that!

Every day, I'll move an inch

Just an inch, just an inch
Need a hand
I think the remote is stuck under my ass
I've got rubber gloves on hand
While there, could you scratch?

Eat some more peanuts
(I've got a stash)
Could you fill my cup?
(Iced Coffee, natch)
I've set up my Wii
(Smash Brothers Brawl)
Play a round with me
(You're gonna fall)

I sit around
Sure, my health is goin' down
Still sit around
I don't see you with a frown
Come on, sit down
I'll share my pizza around
I might weigh too many pounds
I still smile, can't get me down

Join up (x9)
I'll share my Sunkist around, all around
Pull a chair up
A beanbag up
I don't care what
Want a donut?

Lazy slobbin' round the house tonight (Pull a chair up)
Always somethin' to fill up the time (Put your feet up)
Some say these games ruin your mind (Want some peanuts?)
I don't care, I still have a good, good, good time

Ooooh-oooh-oh-oh (Pull a chair up)
Ooooh-oooh-oh-oh (Chips and gracy now!)
Ooooh-oooh-oh-oh (Kick your shoes off)
Ooooh-oooh (Put your feet up)

Laid back!
Every day, achieve no-nothin'

Drink up, drink up
Eat up, eat up (Yeah...)
Watch stuff, watch stuff (Whoo!)
Play stuff, play stuff
Kick your feet up
Both feet up
Put your feet up
The final installment of the "World Go Boom" self-challenge is imminent. Disregarding bonus stuff and the other four United State of Pop mashups (I'm mad, sue me). A hint? COOKIES.

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Meriadoc - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
"While there, could you scratch?" - Heh heh.
Macaroni Man - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminded me a little of Couch Potato. Thumbs up
Max Power - April 15, 2013 - Report this comment
I was going to vote yesterday but I was too lazy, 555 for you.
Agrimorfee - April 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Favorite part: when the singer lost his remote and needed to use rubber gloves to find it...
Matthias - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
I was going to vote and comment but I was too lazy.... Wait, I guess I wasn't!
Blaydeman - April 24, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) I cannot even tell you how sick I am of LMFAO... UGH! But your parody distracted me from my hatred of this song because yours is so frickin' funny!
Abbott Skelding - April 25, 2013 - Report this comment
I really have grown tired of the OS, but there were a lot of funny lines in here. Although, thinking about it, I think playing Wii might be a little too much physical activity for this guy...might wanna stick to Xbox haha. Great job!
Red Ant - April 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, almost couldnt be bothered commenting since I was too lazy not cleaning my room. Unlike others, I hadnt heard the OS until now, so Im not sick to death of it. 5s

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