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Song Parodies -> "Boo Hoo"

Original Song Title:

"2U"

Original Performer:

David Guetta ft. Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Boo Hoo"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Oh no, woe is me, we've all got problems!
I know you wanna cry but I must say stop it
I can see the tears in your eyes, don't much care what caused it, oh-oh-ooh no
You look a mess, shirt's been stained
Because of the water that's been made
Super salty, I watched you weep
It's time to buck up, don't be a dweeb

When you sob, boo hoo, I can't hide
All the circles I roll with both my eyes
Ev'ry sob, boo hoo, makes me sigh
Such a pain in the arse when you sob, boo hoo
Sob, boo hoo

Want you to stop that
When you sob, boo hoo

Keep your peepers dry and your damn t-shirt spotless, oh-oh-ooh yeah-eah-eah
What's got you in a funk shouldn't make you this mawkish, oh-oh-oh
You can say that I'm such a dick
Insensitive sod, just a total prick
You'd be right, not hard to see
Not gonna hide the truth about me, ho-oh-oh

When you sob, boo hoo, I can't find
Any shits to give, so quit it quick-like
When you sob, boo hoo, where is my
Tiny violin? Sucks when you sob, boo hoo
Sob, boo hoo

Want you to quit that
When you sob, boo hoo
Want you to quit that

When you sob, boo hoo, I can't lie
You roll up in a ball mid-monster-fight
When you sob, boo hoo, you could die
It's the time now to run, not to sob, boo hoo
Sob, boo hoo

...problems like the gigantic honkin' lizard trying to make us his lunch. Stop moping over your pancaked wife and get a move on!

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