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Song Parodies -> "Should Dispel"

Original Song Title:

"Good as Hell"

Original Performer:

Lizzo

Parody Song Title:

"Should Dispel"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Run Away" self-challenge. It's always frustrating when that thing you do best is no longer achieving results. It's even more of a pickle when that failure means your friend isn't turning back into a human...
You're still a damn frog, what the hell?
Not that bad at magic, magic should dispel
Still frogged? What the hell?
Did my de-frog magic, magic should dispel

Whoo, I'm tired of your bullshit
Please stop pissin' witches off, that's plain stupid
It's all your fault you go through this
Each year, oh dear, force me to undo this
But now you're in a bind
This time, it's real hard to reverse, oh my
Lots of movin' parts to this spell, that's right
Flick the wand in time, use enough newt's eyes
But still you're croakin' on the floor
I swear this spell has worked before

But no, you're still frogged, what the hell?
Know how to do magic, magic should dispel
Still frogged? What the hell?
Good with de-frog magic, magic should dispel
Magic should dispel
I'm well versed in magic, magic should dispel

Whoo, boy, this can't be good for you
Lots of really dumb things that you had plans to do
Throw rocks at wights, pick fights with warlocks too
From Homo Sapiens to Anura ev'ry time, it's true
A tad cliché, not right
Kinda dulls the lesson hard, I find
Get used to temp'ry frog status, but this time
They might've added on a clause of time
Cause you're still croakin' on the floor
This cure of mine has worked before

And yet you're still frogged, what the hell?
Not run out of magic, magic should dispel
Still frogged? What the hell?
Standard de-frog magic, magic should dispel (somethin' here ain't right)
Still frogged? What the hell?
What's wrong with my magic? Magic should dispel (should be you, zero slime)
Still frogged? What the hell?
Might go check my magic, magic should dispel

Mmm-mmm, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Not right, bullshit
Should not be croakin' on the floor
De-frogged you twenty times before

You should not be frogged, what the hell?
I checked, still got magic, magic should dispel (whoo-hoo-ooh)
Still frogged? What the hell?
So routine, this magic, magic should dispel (your voice, in my mind)
Still frogged? What the hell?
Basic friggin' magic, magic should dispel (kinda loud, that ain't right)
Still frogged? What the hell?
Don't talk, brain's on magic, magic should dispel
Magic should dispel
Hands off, brain's on magic, magic should dispel

Anyone know why the bog-standard witch spell is "turn you into a frog"?

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