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Song Parodies -> "Acting Serene"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Machine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:

"Acting Serene"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Essentially this is this parody from the opposite perspective.
You're gratin'
You-ou-ou won't shake me-e
Actin', actin', actin'
Only actin' sere-e-ene (look, mate)
Pi-i-iss off, buddy

Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (so phlegmatic, face is static)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (I don't wanna show my rage)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (at your real obnoxious smi-ile)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (irritatin', aggravatin')
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (that would describe you, buddy)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (endured this for a whi-ile)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Not mo-ovin' a da-amn inch
Standin' until you ki-i-indly stop now
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah

Bop-diddy-bop (face of plastic, there's no tactic)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (that will get me to close to crackin')
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (you can clown all you want, I'll never smi-i-ile)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (yeah-eah-eah)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (you're just bein' stupid)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (jumpin' up and do-own)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop (I've less expression tha-a-an a ti-ile)
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop

Actin', actin', actin'
Only actin' sere-e-ene
Loo-ook, buddy, piss o-off, buddy
Actin', actin', actin'
Only actin' sere-e-ene (loo-ook, buddy)
Ra-a-ack off, buddy

Gotta act, act, act, act, act more serene
I can't break now, I won't break now
When you do, do, do your schtick, I wanna screa-eam
Gotta act, act, act, act, act more serene
I can't crack now, I won't crack now
When you do, do, do your schtick, hard not to screa-eam

Won't be-e changin' (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)
My stance, ma-atey (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)
I'm stayin' (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)
I'm stayin' (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)
Piss off, buddy (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)
Rack off, ma-atey (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)
I'm stayin' (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)
I'm stayin' (ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop)

Gotta act (act), act, act, act, act more serene (a-a-a-act)
I can't crack now, I won't crack now
When you (a-act) do, do, do your schtick, hard not to screa-eam (act)
Gotta act (I'm stayin'), act, act, act, act more serene (not changin')
I can't break now, I won't break now (not brea-ea-eaki-in')
When you do, do, do your schtick, I wanna screa-eam (stayin')

Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop
Ooh-ooh bop-diddy-bop

Gotta act, act, act, act, act more serene
I can't break now, I won't break now
When you do, do, do your schtick, I wanna screa-eam
Gotta act, act, act, act, act more serene
I can't crack now, I won't crack now
When you do, do, do your schtick, hard not to screa-eam

How's the serenity? If anyone gets where that's from, I'll be very surprised.

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