I walked into a science lab
And man, the smell was rather bad
It didn't help that someone went
And spilled some goo all down my vest

That smell, that smell, it smells, like hell
Don't smell, don't smell, don't smell, my smell
I smell, I smell, I smell, I smell, like hell
I smell, Like hell, oh well...

Now I smell like something that died
Now it's burning both of my eyes
Worse than garlic and old sneakers
'Cause of what was, in that beaker
I did not plan for mercaptans*
To spill out and enter my pants!
Rank!

Now everyone that I meet
Runs to the end of the street
But it gets worse, the garbage truck
Thinks I'm a bin, that's just my luck

Sharp pin, coke tin, peach skin, old gin
Dead fish, within, this thing, it stings
Bed springs, size kings, green string, this brings
A pit, of sh*t, I quit...

Ev'ry time I break the surface
A new bin's load, of old trash hits
Gets in my mouth, ears, eyes and nose
So that's where I, put the old hose!
Going round and, round and round and
This is not quite what I had planned
Ew!

(Guitar solo)

And I fall out, into the park
And not a creature there dares bark
But it's not me, I've lost my funk
What should I see? A little skunk

It sprays, and sprays, into, my face
This place, ain't ace, I want, my mace
Disgraced, my girl, will not, embrace
Go place, I need my space...

A complete mess, that smells like crap
Now I can't rest, or take a nap
The smells wakes me 'fore I can sleep
Cause I smell like one big dung heap
This ain't my day, it's my worst day!
Oh my dismay, at my display

I've got egg shells
For my hair gel
And so farewell
I'm no rebel
Goodbye Michelle
And Danielle
Find a motel
Because I smell
Well, like hell