-> "Space-Time Pocket"
Original Song Title:
"Curbside Prophet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Space-Time Pocket"
The Lyrics
I'm in a space-time pocket
I crashed there with my rocket
And the engine isn't startin', I'm stuck
Stuck in this space-time pocket
All dimensions, I'm watchin'
Wish that I had brought some poppin' corn
Dang
I think it started last month, or just last week
Since I'm locked out of time, lost my time-sense, see
Built a home-brew rocket out of spare debris
From my crashed homemade helicopter, didn't stop me for one tick
With some jet fuel thrown into the mix
Then I counted down from six, neighbour's dish I kinda clipped
I was flyin', wow
Into space, wow
But soon, kapow, pow, pow, pow
I hit a space-time pocket
With my rickety rocket
And no spare fuel in my pocket, I'm stuck
Jammed in this space-time pocket
Tried to travel but botched it
There's no way I'm gonna top this, no
Dang
Well, now I'm stuck in this temporal mess
For me it's win-win
Cause it's not like I've left
Anyone really close back on Earth
And now I see a surge of altered universes
Like, there's this weirdo Earth made out of gingerbread
One filled with shrimp, of which I got tired
And one which has my full attention, at least for a little while
Cause it's the gender-flipped one and it makes me smile
And I just keep on watchin', female me is wearin' thigh-highs
I hate to boast, she's hotter than most
Although it could be narcissistic sayin' that, or just gross
I think I'll coast on to something less weird, adios
There's a universe most dope
It's so full of innovation, lots of crazy inventions
I'm takin' notes, oh my God, so much useful information
Maybe I'll find why I'm temp'rally stuck
To my surprise
They see me, my connection's shut!
Thought this space-time pocket
Wouldn't let me have contact
My communicating's cockblocked, I thought
I guess this space-time pocket
Is not hidden from watchers
Now there's hope I'll get my rocket out
Out of this space-time pocket
Only friend here's my rocket
Man, this little trip, I bollocksed it all up
Stuck in this space-time pocket
Got no fuel for this rocket
Well, I guess I'm really buggered, y'all
And though I may be buggered, I see pretty colours
Watch parallel universes all day
Although to say that is quite silly cuz this pocket's not temporally
Fine, can't use time in any way cuz basic'lly
Like a missing file
I can't access real time
But I hear you say:
"That would drive me crazy"
You may be right, but not me, I ignore that pointless shit
And say "That world's made out of gravy!"
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey-ey-ee!
Worlds where ev'ryone's a girl and gay*
Worlds where ev'ryone is dead, worlds run by sea otters
Hey! Hey-ey-ee!
Words where ev'ryone's an anthro, 'kay
Worlds where ev'ryone's a bot, worlds with no mad shoppers
Seen from this space-time pocket, where
I crashed my rocket, where
I can see parallel
Alternate (Oh, come on!)
Alternate worlds, no bollocks, bud
Find a world of smart guys
Who can rescue me, I won't mind
The weird stuff, mad stuff
Save me, someone
From this space-time pocket
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