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Song Parodies -> "Pelvis"

Original Song Title:

"Velvet"

Original Performer:

a-ha

Parody Song Title:

"Pelvis"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When you kick people in places, it tends to hurt. Here's one of them!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Just damaged my pelvis
That critical bone
Is it one or sev'ral?
That much I don't know

I just know it stings (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

I'll feel this forever
It won't leave my form
Goodbye, my strong centre
Farewell, squatting pose

Good lord, does this sting (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Makes it hard to think (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
With how much this stings (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Da-da-do-do, da-da-da-do
Da-da-do-do, doo-doo-doo-doo
D-da-da-do-do, da-da-da-do
Da-da-do-do

You've ruined my pelvis (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
With that kick, you should know (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Might have aimed for bollocks (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
You hit the wrong bone (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Straight through to the pelvis

I swear that you missed (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
No lies, swear you missed (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

As the great Rick (with a silent P) from Young Ones once said: "Haha! Missed both my legs!"

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Michael Pacholek - February 28, 2020 - Report this comment
Having just had hip replacement surgery, this one hits close to home.

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