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Song Parodies -> "Don't Make Antimatter"

Original Song Title:

"Sofi Needs a Ladder"

Original Performer:

deadmau5 ft. Sofi

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Make Antimatter"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Antimatter + matter = kaboom, last I checked. Guess who didn't quite get the memo?
If it seems that I stare, it's only cause you aim
To blow a giant hole in our main livin' space
And I don't mean this room or this apartment, mate
No, I'm sure that the universe will break
I'm not convinced your work will turn out
The way you want, lots of kinks to work out and I've kinda been spurned
Last time you found you burned down seven blocks and it turned
Out that all that you had done was try toothpaste out
You always seem to find some way to burn and cause catastrophes
And so I don't wanna find out the endin' to this
I can't see it bein' happy, want you to quit
Sorry if I think the most important thing is safety
Not sayin' science is a waste of time, far from it, right
I just think there's a distinction between the sane thing
And all this, don't mean to be mean
You practice mad science, I'm allowed to be antsy

Stop with the attempts to end existence, I like it
I'm kind of attached to it, you see
Your techniques will end all of existence, don't try it
I've got further plans for the whole week
My stuff is contained within existence, I like it
Kinda wanna continue to be
Your work threatens all of our existence, don't try it
We'll be dead as disco in a week
Try to claim that you like this existence, don't buy it
I'm sure you don't wanna miss your feeds
But Twitter will go with all existence, don't try it
No advocate of ceasin' to be

What are you doin' that somehow necessitates
A fuel that can't exist in this dimension, mate?
I've got a hunch that you are riskin' this world's fate
For somethin' unimportant, don't complain
I know you, could've worked all that out
Just by the fact that your call started out with "I'm hopin' this works"
That phrase may sound real vague now, not the worst of all words
But when it's you, I can guess you're screwin' up now
You never focus your intelligence on real calamities
It's all to clean your toilet out or other dumb shit
Clone food cheap, make clean energy, heal the real sick
Or do somethin' with whatever's goin' wrong with the bees
No, you drain resources and waste your time with pointless shite
Riskin' breakin' all dimensions for some real lame thing
Lost your pen? That sucks, but I see
A flaw in your plan to break physics badly, buddy

It's not worth the end of all existence, don't try it
You're not the only one in it, please
A lot of cool things are in existence, I like it
Movies, games, toys, friends and family
Don't act like you won't break all existence, don't buy it
You've caused earthquakes with a twitchy sneeze
Who'd trust you with the fate of existence? Don't like it
No upsides to your plan I can see
I'm the biggest fan of my existence, I like it
Pretty sure that others would agree
We're not safe when you mess with existence, don't try it
The world's end should not start with "Whoopsie"

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with an "Ah, crap..."

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