Stupid crown, mmm, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-mmm, huh
I hate it now, mmm, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-mmm
When I have it on, mmm, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-mmm, ah
Have to act a ponce
Said I was ready but I'm so sweaty
Yeah, I just can't pull this off, pull this off, pull this off, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

This whole damn charade is hard, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
Even "Damn you" is too harsh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
I can't express opinions in the way I'd like
I must try to be regal

Just isn't me, mmm, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-mmm, huh
The whole kingdom sees, mmm, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-mmm
That I restrain, yeah, mmm, oh-oh-ooh-ooh-mmm
What I wanna say
I can't get pissy at folks real iffy
Want to tell them to rack off, to rack off, to rack off, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

He's a bad guy, am I wrong? Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
You'll say my instincts were strong, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
And yet it's best to reign the gestures in? Yeah, right
I must try to be regal

This feels silly, tryna mould me
A worthy brow to hold the crown
What's the time? That's right, not Dark Ages time
Please, I can't be regal

No-one is impressed, they're not, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
By my manners, what they want, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
Is honesty and not holding back my true side
Shouldn't try to be regal, try to be regal, oh-oh-oh
A risk I'll go too far? Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
No, I'm not that kind of arse, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh
But to restrict myself so much crosses the line
I won't try to be regal

Oh-oh, oh-oh, mmm-do-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh
Mmm, oh-oh, oh-oh-mmm, mmm-do-oh-oh-oh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah