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Song Parodies -> "How Rude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"How Rude"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some people just don't know when it is appropriate to laugh at an accidental innuendo. This teacher's on the wrong end of one such individual. Enjoy!
How rude, don't be so crass
That was so wrong, you need correctio-io-ion
Remember: it's best to not be an arse
No need to sno-ort cause I said "sextant"

How rude, now we're waylaid
Whole class laughed and I lost my placeme-e-ent
So pipe down and wipe off that sleazy grin
More than one mea-eaning for "erection"

All it does is make you look lame, so crude, refrain
Knowing these jokes won't make you seem olde-er
And how'd you know them anyway? A "cooler" mate
Well, you'll be regretting that he told ya-a
Huh huh-huh huh huh, huh-huh-huh huh

How rude, acting the clown
Always snigger when I say "leathe-e-er"
Yes, bondage involves leather in some parts
We're talking 'bou-out what cows are used for

So zip it up and stop that grin, it's rude to grin
When I talk about the deadly ho-ornet
Cause it sounds like "horny" to you-ou, it's rude, so ru-u-ude
These innuendos are like a torre-ent
Huh huh-huh huh huh, huh-huh-huh huh, yeah

How ru-u-u-u-u-ude, disprupted class
Knowing this stuff won't make you matu-u-ure
So leave us, go see the principal, Dick
Then I'll resu-ume my sex ed lecture
Lecture, lecture, lecture, lecture, lecture, oh

Huh huh huh huh-huh-huh huh, huh-huh-huh huh, how rude
(repeat roughly a kajillion times, plus adlibs of "rude" and suchlike)

Yeah, not typing out that whole outro, who can blame me? Also, the "huh huh huh" bits are meant to represent a dirty laugh. Think Beavis and/or Butthead, I don't know which one has the lower-pitched "huh huh huh" laugh as opposed to the higher-pitched "heh heh heh" that the other dude has.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - October 29, 2014 - Report this comment
for a second I thought this was going to be about Stephanie from Full House! 5's
Roebling - October 29, 2014 - Report this comment
Behold, rising before you, the greatest erection on the continent... the greatest erection of the age... the greatest erection on the planet!

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