-> "Eyes On My Lids"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Just a Kid"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eyes On My Lids"
The Lyrics
The class started at seven
Feels like it's been eleven
Hours later, it's totally banal
To pass the time until it ends
I'm gonna take my pen
And sleep until we all can go
First I'll ask to use the bathroom, a-and lo
I'll add like so
Eyes on my lids be-ecause I just don't care
About this shit, thi-is room is pure dead air
No one will care if I nod off for a fe-ew secs
Or at lea-east unti-il it's lu-unchtime
I'm pretty good at art with pens
A while to dry but then
Won't have to pay any attention
The trick's to make them look like real eyes
Not the glassy ty-ype
Quickly, they might think I've gone ho-ome
Should've done this crap this morning, I-I know
Damn ink smells gross
Eyes on my lids, i-it isn't just school fair
Good for long stints a-at church or work, don't care
If I sleep there, I'll use my skills as an a-artist
To catch so-ome sneaky-y Z's
Go ahead, say I'm lazy
Rat me out to ev'rybody
Just take a look and you-ou'll see
Half-awake's the norm, half of us are aslee-eep
And I'm not the-e first to be thi-is cle-ever
Eyes on my lids
Eyes on his lids
Eyes on her lids (eyes on her lids)
Drawn eyes on their lids (eyes on their lids, eyes on their lids)
Drawn eyes on our lids (eyes on our lids, eyes on our lids)
Eyes on my lids, cau-ause I just did not dare
Going to bed, a-a Pokémon so rare
Had just a hair of HP left, had to ca-atch it
And it was shiny, give me a break, you jerk
Eyes on our lids, cau-ause classwork's a nightmare
Have fun with it, dra-aw devil's eyes on there
No-one will care, so please stop throwing a hu-uge fit
Are you just that much of a gigantic nerd?
No-one will care, even the teacher's doi-ing it
So shut u-up, let me-e sleep a-alright?
I got no sleep la-ast night
This lesson's du-ull a-as shite
Drawn eyes on my lids, goo-oodnight
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