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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want to See"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Be"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gavin DeGraw

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want to See"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude has a friend. Friend-Guy wants to show Dude-Person a thing he can do. Dude-Person then wishes he could wash his brain in acid.
There's a lot of things that I would rather
See than what you've just done, man
A bad rap performance by my father
That would only be dumb, man
His "Ice, Ice Baby" would make me suffer
But it's better than what you've done
But I see a knowin'
Look in your eyes, more where that's from

I don't wanna see
That thing you do with the watermelon while you're nake-ed
Can't describe it, dude
Cause then it will flash before my eyes
I'm tired of lookin' at you not knowin' what you will do
And each time it's worse, you see
I don't wanna see what you've got in store for me-e

Can I call a ceasefire?
Don't want a return
Of that crazy act, you'd concu-ur
If you'd seen it, jerk
For you, I'd have the whole nonsense recorded
But my eyes would bu-urn
Tryin' to get the vid in focus
Footage might destroy my camcorder

I don't wanna see
Any part of you that happens to be free and shaki-i-in'
It's not pleasant, dude
Why must it be burned into my mind?
So tired of vistin' you hopin' that you won't do you
And act like a total freak
I don't wanna see what you call "a fun time", please

Ugh
Seems ev'rytime you show somethin' to me
It's always the kind of act that makes my third eye bleed
And each time, you're sayin'
That you've gone and changed it
But you have to face it, stays the same, you dope
Still things you can't do with your body

I don't wanna see
Any trick you can do with any fruit that's adjace-e-ent
Too disturbin', dude
For my sheltered most fragile of mi-i-i-i-inds
I'm tired of thinkin' 'bout you then reachin' for a close spoon
To scoop out my brains, you see-ee-ee
I don't wanna see more of your antics, stop, plea-ea-ease

I do-o-on't wanna see-ee, hey-ee-yeah-eah-eah, hey-ee-yeah
Wish I-I-I could unsee-ee, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wo-o-on't you-ou-ou stop it, plea-ease?
I don't wanna see anythi-i-in'
Unless you wanna pay me-e-e

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah (I don't wanna see)
Hey, yeah, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Hey, yeah, yeah-eah (I don't wanna see)
Hey-yeah, yeah-eah-eah-eah
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah (I don't wanna see)
Hey, yeah, yeah-eah-eah-eah

I've seen things that'd drive a normal man insane, wish I could disconnect my brain from my own eyes...

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John Lomain - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
quite funny
Jonathan - April 18, 2016 - Report this comment
all of a sudden I REALLY bloody miss One Tree Hill! 5's

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