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Song Parodies -> "Hoover Has It"

Original Song Title:

"Rumour Has It"

Original Performer:

Adele

Parody Song Title:

"Hoover Has It"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The vacuum cleaner that ate everything...there's a B-movie for you.
Oooooh-ooh
Oooooh-ooh
Oooooh-ooh
Oooooh-ooh

See, see this filth
I gotta clean it up cause nobody else will
My vacuum cleaner
Sucks it all up like a leech
On some poor schmuck's finger
But when I say "all"
That includes ev'rything I need un-sucked

Where's my phone, sucked up by that plastic snout
Keeps happ'nin' when I vacuum
On the carpet near the couch
Where is my new belt?
Swear I saw it before
That Hoover has it and it's only on its first course
Hoover has it (hoover)
Hoover grabbed it (hoover)
Hoover snatched it (hoover)
Hoover nabbed it (hoover)
Hoover nicked it (hoover)
Hoover took it (hoover)
Hoover ate it (hoover)
Hoover has it (hoover)

Oh, the things it ate
Gave it dust, ate the last Harry Potter page
Tried to vacuum carefully
Twas for naught because the damn thing ate my keys
So when I've dropped something around my couch
I always check the hoo-oo-oover
(It's my fault)

It's my fault for droppin' shit near the couch
And leavin' it there, but gee
It's still annoyin', no doubt
I swear that bag's filled
With lost trinkets galore
Damn Hoover has it, "it"'s ev'rythin' I've dropped before
Hoover has it (hoover)
Hoover snatched it (hoover)
Hoover swiped it (hoover)
Hoover pinched it (hoover)
Hoover nicked it (hoover)
Hoover stole it (hoover)
Hoover ate it (hoover)
Hoover has it (hoover)

See-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eems ev'rything lost winds up in here
Like my wa-a-a-allet and six empty cans of beer
When I need money, it's worth the-e-e-e coughs to check it
Forgot I had these things
I just found, get this, the Holy Grail in it
Who saw that comin'?

Hoover has it (hoover)
Hoover grabbed it (hoover)
Hoover snatched it (hoover)
Hoover nabbed it (hoover)
Hoover nicked it (hoover)
Hoover took it (hoover)
Hoover ate it (hoover)
Hoover has it (hoover)

Hoover swiped it (hoover)
Hoover pinched it (hoover)
Hoover nicked it (hoover)
Hoover stole it (hoover)
Hoover ate it (hoover)
Hoover has it

That Hoover has it, it's why I hate doin' my chores

"And sometimes you’re hovering away, and it goes over and makes that funny noise (sound of something big stuck in hoover) And you’re kind of hoovering, thinking, “Was that a bit of grit? Was that a piece of money? Or is that the Treasure of the Sierra Madre? Must know, must find out, must know what’s in it… Oh, it’s a bit of grit, damn!”" - Eddie Izzard, Glorious

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Abbott Skelding - November 13, 2013 - Report this comment
This was excellent! It definitely sounds like a bad horror movie. A lot of funny lines and the pacing was pretty spot on, nice work!
Matthias - November 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Coulda sworn that I commented on this parody. I guess it got sucked up into the black hole that is your vacuum. This was a terrific idea and I can totally see this has a horror movie/ bad sci-fi film.
Agrimorfee - November 17, 2013 - Report this comment
This parody didn't suck as much as your vacuum!
Max Power - November 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Well, that sucked but this parody sure doesn't.
Blaydeman - November 26, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Great off-kilter idea, I found it hard to pace, especially in the verses, you nailed the choruses though! I really liked the absurdity of it.

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