-> "Trance to This"
Original Song Title:
"Dance to This"
Original Performer:
Troye Sivan ft. Ariana Grande
Parody Song Title:
"Trance to This"
The Lyrics
Explanation is the one thing that I want from you
You won't listen when I say it's time for us to move
Oh, I, tranquillity in your mind, you want to reach the light
It's not that I wanna be rude
Oh, I, places we need to go, like somewhere not due to blow
In a few minutes, it's true
How can you trance to this? You're gonna be sorry
If you just trance to this, wrong time to act calmly, yeah, move quickly
Before you have a pancake body, you can't just trance to this
You can't just, you can't just trance to this
Trance to this
You can't just trance to this
We're in trouble, more than you losin' your composure, composure
Buried in rubble, have to wait to achieve real closure, closure
Oh, I, we don't really have much time to get out before we die
I don't care if that hurts your mood (yeah)
Oh, I, this isn't a poor-taste joke, I wouldn't do that, you know
I'd play incongruous tunes
How can you trance to this? Quite a loud alarm, geez
Shouldn't just trance to this if you like your body, yeah, you get me?
If you don't want it flat and floppy, shouldn't just trance to this
Shouldn't just, shouldn't just trance to this
Mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm
Trance to this
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Shouldn't just trance to this
Open up your stupid eye-eye-eye-eye-eyes and see you're 'bout to die
Get your bare feet off your thi-th-thi-thi-thighs and run into the night
'Cause you can't trance to this, got no powers, buddy
You can't just trance to this (mmm-mmm-mmm) and zen-shield your body, yeah, ain't DC
Or Marvel or some other junk, see, you can't just trance to this
You can't just
You can't just trance to this, not that hard to copy
You can't just trance to this, will be your last folly, yeah, follow me?
Last words should have more oomph that "ohm", please, you can't just trance to this
You can't just, you can't just trance to this
Trance to this? It's dumb, trance to this
You can't just trance to this (trance to this)
Trance to this
You can't just trance to this
Dude, I don't want you to fi-f-fi-fi-find the wrong peace if you die
I'm not here to harsh your vi-v-vi-vi-vibe, I just want you alive (you can't just trance to this)
Also I don't wanna fi-f-fi-fi-find you up on some website
Listin' "dumbest ways to die-d-die-die-die", snap out of it, alright (you can't just trance to this)
Lack the strength to drag you, ri-r-ri-ri-right
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