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Song Parodies -> "AdBlock"

Original Song Title:

"BedRock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Young Money

Parody Song Title:

"AdBlock"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Don't Stop The Pop" self-challenge. Don't you just hate online ads? I do. Hence, parody! Yeah.
I-I-I-I'm in need of AdBlock (right now, please)
I-I-I-I could use some AdBlock now
(Ads kill all my browsin' int'rest)
I-I-I-I just want some AdBlock
I-I-I-I want all these ads gone

Uh
I'm browsin' YouTube, each vid starts with an ad
Sick of advertisements, they're advertisin' crap
Movies I don't care for, music I don't like
Could cut the sound out, they still waste time
I want to see them go, won't be sad to see them leave
But I'm not an utter techno dork, help me please
Don't want these ads to play, just wanna watch LP's
Stop playing please, make like trees and leaf

I'm hatin' all these pop-ups, always pop-up all day
Each one is bull, wish they'd go away
They take up space, I've no smiley face
The hundredth vistor? N-n-not likely, mate
The way they shudder, a huge distractor
A page reloader, a head exploder
Gettin' mad like Banner, cause I hate these ads
Sayin' I'm a winner? Bullshit, man

Ooh, buddy
Don't these ads just piss off you, buddy
I'm about to blow a fuse, buddy
Infestin' my laptop
Could you help me out, bro
And get me that AdBlock?
I-I-I-I could use some AdBlock
I-I-I-I just want some AdBlock now
I-I-I-I'm in need of AdBlock
I-I-I-I want all these ads gone

You'd think these adverts would just stay there in the sidebar
But when you move your mouse on them, they expand so far
A giant ad, some trailer shite
I'm lookin' for the tiny "X" in the upper right (die die die)
It won't shut up, right, why can't it frickin' die
Didn't want it out, covering up the site
This damn trailer won't stop, want to nix it
Doesn't help the film that's in the ad is pig shit

Other ads, they keep still, but they're playin' loudly
I don't know which one's makin' noise, drives me barmy
I'm searchin' through my tabs to find the ad that's really blabby
Then where's the pause button at, cause I'm gettin' really crabby
I'm on Not Always Right, playing Womanizer
I hear some quiet blabbin', 'bout clothing or some shizer
I try to pause that shit, but it seems it's a restarter
All these damn adverts are cloggin' up my browser

Ooh, buddy
It just seems way too damn cruel, buddy
Don't they know it's killin' views, trust me
Nobody wants that plop
So give me a hand, bro
And find me some AdBlock
I-I-I-I could use some AdBlock
I-I-I-I really need AdBlock now
I-I-I-I would like some AdBlock
I-I-I-I want all these ads gone

AdBlock's scannin', won't let ads in
There's no more laggin', it's all come to an end
Thank God they're silenced, I nearly flipped my shit
So I've no more frustration, at least from advertisements
So as I'm browsin' some random blog, it's adless
No more loudness, no obnoxious ads sayin' "Buy this!"
Damn pop-ups ain't poppin' up and them scroll-outs have been blocked out
No more trailers for film failures or shows I've no plans for watchin'
This is awesome and not bogus, ain't obtrusive, gotta post this
To a forum that I post in
So they'll know what I'm knowin'
They're rejoicin', givin' brofists
Now to Tumblr, gotta blog this

Now I see a vid, this guy I follow
Awesome reviewer, he wants me to know
That adverts are his whole income, shit
Now I feel bad and so guilty, uber-embarrassed, yeah
Regrettin' this AdBlock, uh-huh, the sitch is bad
H-help me out, buddy, I feel like a twat
Can't just nix AdBlock, man, just let some websites
To show adverts, the rest can just piss off

Ooh, buddy
Gotta show me what to do, buddy
I don't wanna be a douche, buddy
Income should not be stopped
Help me find the options
Hidden inside AdBlock
I-I-I-I wanna keep AdBlock
I-I-I-I wanna fund webshows now
I-I-I-I gotta fix AdBlock
I-I-I-I want all this guilt gone

Ooh, buddy
You found the drop-down menu, buddy
Whitelist sites by awesome dudes, buddy
Don't want their income stopped
Now I got it both ways
Customisin' AdBlock
I-I-I-I'm lovin' this AdBlock
I-I-I-I don't feel so guilty now
I-I-I-I should share this AdBlock
I-I-I-I'll put this on my blog

The last verse (Jae Millz's part, in case you care, like you would, nobody knows who he is, speaking of which, no, I didn't parody the long string of shout-outs at the end because eff that noise) was inspired by a video Linkara did after Blip (the site that hosts nearly all of the review shows on That Guy With The Glasses) added a notice before any video admonishing people for using AdBlock (which went on for longer than the actual ads would - nice touch) and people flipped their proverbial shit, as entitled people on the internet are wont to do. The Internet is more complicated than it should be.

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Matthias - June 19, 2013 - Report this comment
I never even heard of Adblock before it sounds like something that I could really use because screw ads they suck

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