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Song Parodies -> "Smells Like A Jabez"

Original Song Title:

"Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Smells Like A Jabez"

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The Lyrics

Jabez is pronounced Jaybee, okay?
He's got toy guns, he's brought his friends
It's fun to be a pain he says
He's really bored, and rest assured
He'll drive me nuts, I'll say bad words

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez, why me? (x3)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez!

Now that Dad's out, it's more dangerous
Here he is now, someone save us
But at least he, won't enslave us
Even though he's, entertain us
He's a baby
Yes, no, maybe
That's no baby
That is Jabez

He's best at eating gross stuff, yes
And for that gift, he feels blessed
His tastebud groups have never been
And never will until he mends

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez, why me? (x3)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez!

Now his fork's out, and he's eating
He could do it, while he's sleeping
He gets the sauce, and starts squeezing
Let's go before, we start heaving
Oh, it's too late
To stop our fate
Of leaving late
Pass the bag, Kate

And I forgot just why I part
When he says that he needs to fart
I find it hard to not breathe in
Oh well, too late, my lungs caved in

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez, why me? (x3)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez!

Now his butt's out, we are all screwed
There's no mercy, it's like he's pooed
He's in relief, as if we could
Why does he eat, all that bad food
He did a fart
His cheeks did part
Now we depart
From his foul art

He's a butthole
What's the death toll
From the brown hole
Is it sixfold
That of Nicole
When she flew t'word
That big black hole
No, it's tenfold
Oh, no

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Red Ant - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I have no idea what this is about but it paced well and kudos for varying not only the choruses but the outro as well. One of your better ones bobpiecheese.
bobpiecheese - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is about my little brother Jabez. It's my third parody about him (the other's being Bog Off and Needs Fat), but he's not too happy about it, so my next will probably be about me sayin sorry to him. Nice, the way you called me bobpiecheese. You read The One Of Us, didn't you?
bobpiecheese - November 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Red Ant, would you have an idea for a song parody in which i could say sorry to Jabez for the 3 previous parodies, without it being 'Cleaning Out My Closet' by Eminem?

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