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Song Parodies -> "10,000 Flowers"

Original Song Title:

"10,000 Hours"

Original Performer:

Dan + Shay & Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"10,000 Flowers"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. It's nice to get a bunch of flowers from your significant other every once in a while. It's when your house starts to resemble Poison Ivy's lair is when things are getting out of hand...
When the first bunch came, I let out a gasp
It was sweet, if a little bit corny
But they just won't stop, each day, more arrive
I don't want 'em, please
No more room in my garden, whole place is teamin'
With these things, I wanna burn it all, mmm

Sent me ten thousand flowers and ten thousand more
First few might've been great, but not the stock of twenty stores
It's diminishin' returns, I think you will find
Don't want ten thousand flowers, just some sweets would be nice
Don't make me dump you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Ev'ry single rose and damn marigold
That you're sendin' to my place choke my lungs more
All the smells surround me, I can't breathe now
And then there's the bees
Some on Valentines or my birthday, I'm beamin'
But all this? I wanna burn it all

Sent me ten thousand flowers and ten thousand more
Water bill's sent to space thanks to upkeep of this hoard
My brain can't not place guilt there if just the one dies
Don't want ten thousand flowers, I'd be okay with wine
Don't make me dump you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Don't make me dump you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Ooh-ooh, all the colours look bad at this intensity
Ooh-ooh, now hate plants with furiosity
Oh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah-eah

Sent me ten thousand flowers and ten thousand more
All these pots in my place (yeah), the cops might just bust down my door (bust down my door)
Any visitors just stare, they can't fit inside (yeah-eah)
Don't want ten thousand flowers, mail sex toys, I'd be fine
Don't make me dump you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Don't make me dump you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), yeah
Not right (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) to have no floor space thanks to all your plants
That you've dumped, douche (don't make me dump you)
Don't make me dump you (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

First parody I wrote in 2021. Clearly the year's not off to a great start if the first song is a country song featuring the Biebs. Hopefully the next song will be betteOH GODDAMNIT

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