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Song Parodies -> "Without Booze"

Original Song Title:

"Without You"

Original Performer:

David Guetta ft. Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Without Booze"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2011 self-challenge. Some people need a pick-me-up before playing their sport of choice...
I can't win, I can't train
I will ne-ever win a ga-ame
Without booze, withou-out booze
Ev'ry loss I can blame
On the la-ack of fine champa-agne
Without booze, withou-out boo-ooze
There's no fun, I can't lie
In conte-ests where I am dry-y
Withou-out boo-ooze, withou-out boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooze
Uh, whether gin or Bud Light
Beer I nee-eed to win toni-i-ight
Withou-out boo-ooze, withou-ou-out booze

Oh, oh, oh, need boo-oo-ooze
Need boo-oo-ooze, need boo-oo-ooze
Withou-ou-ou-out boo-oo-ooze
Need boo-oo-ooze, need boo-oo-ooze
Withou-ou-ou-out booze

You could say that I'm insane
Alcoholic twit who can play ga-a-ames
Withou-out boo-oo-oo-ooze, wi-ithou-out boo-oo-oo-ooze
Full of shi-it no-o-ow, far from ri-ight
I can't play one damn thing toni-ight
Without boo-oo-ooze, withou-out boo-oo-ooze
Game's a bore, I can't lie-ie
I'd fall aslee-eep on the half-li-ine
Withou-out boo-ooze (boo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooze), withou-out boo-ooze
Slows my reaction ti-ime (I-I-I-I)?
With this game's pa-ace, makes me Flash-li-i-ite
Withou-out boo-ooze, withou-ou-out booze

Oh, oh, oh, need boo-oo-ooze
Need boo-oo-ooze, need boo-oo-ooze
Withou-ou-ou-out boo-oo-ooze
Need boo-oo-ooze, need boo-oo-ooze
Withou-ou-ou-out booze

Must be sloshed for this game
Not the o-only one, must sa-ay
Without boo-ooze, without booze
Withou-out boo-oo-oo-ooze

Feel free to insert your own sport-you-think-is-boring here.

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annimal - November 07, 2016 - Report this comment
This buds for you
John Lomain - November 08, 2016 - Report this comment
DKTOS but Thish wash good

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