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Song Parodies -> "Please Fix Your B.O."

Original Song Title:

"Demons Dance Alone"

Original Performer:

The Residents

Parody Song Title:

"Please Fix Your B.O."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Quick little parody about a dude with smelly armpits. Enjoy!
There's a stinging in my eyes
Please stop me if it's a lie
But I think you need to fix your B.O.
Holy crap, sniff your armpits
Your eyebrows will fall off quick
It's unholy, please fix your B.O.

Couldn't find worse smells produced
From a two-week dead skunk, dude
Unbelievable, it needs to go
In the bathroom, on with it
I locked the door, won't open it
Until you do something with your B.O.

Sounds like you're spraying your pits
Might be overdoing it
Cause though I can't smell your B.O.
Open that door, I've new tears
This might be even worse, oh dear
That Axe Spray bullcrap's worse than B.O.

Seriously though, if you're gonna use spray-on deodorant, spray it on your armpits, not try to create a smokescreen with it. It stings noses more than the pit pong, TBH.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Agrimorfee - July 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Frankly, me and wife really like Axe. Well done parody (and you kept out the easy profanity, too!).
Doug - July 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I still favor body washes mixed with strong cologne.
Matthias - July 30, 2015 - Report this comment
This one gets the Axe! I mean this one stinks! I mean... This was good... Yeah, Let's go with that!
Max Power - August 11, 2015 - Report this comment
On a bright side, you can use the BO to repel people so you can get some personal space.
Blaydeman - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I liked that this felt like a quick rant about something someone snapped about. Short, but good. I also like that you avoided the profanity too, you could've easily used it, but I'm glad you stayed away from it.
Abbott Skelding - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Really nice spoof here. I think the rhymes were simple enough that they worked nicely together and it was a nice build to the last line. Me personally, I use Irish Spring body wash in the shower and Old Spice girlfriend seems to like the combination, so it stays! Good work!

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