-> "Kiss My Rear End!"
Original Song Title:
"In The End"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Kiss My Rear End!"
The Lyrics
(It starts with)
Cursing, from this dumb guy
He says that I'm a dipsh*t and always cry
What's in his mind? Doesn't he have time
To exceed at life?
(What a schmoe)
Time isn't what I have got
10 minutes late, haven't time for this rot
It's nearly time for the start of the day
While he rambles away
(It's quite a spiel)
Man, look at this guy go
Watch his lips flow as he calls me 'slow'
Still he goes on, some words that I don't know
Are yelled at me now, I can't take no mo'
I kept my temper inside
But now my fuse is fried, it's all gone to pot
So this prick must be dealt with brutally, he
will be sorry, that he ever
Got on my nerves, now he'll be served
'Kiss my rear end!' I yell to that dumb bastard
He must be drunk, to pull this stunt
'Kiss my rear end!' teach him not to get plastered
But then, at ten past five
He decided to yell at me one more time
Keep it in mind, when he tried at nine
To piss me off, I
(Had made him cry)
Because of the way he was mocking me
He's not gonna up his popularity
Remembering all the fools who have dissed me
I'm surprised
(He tries so hard)
Guys who have dissed me once before
Would face a broken nose if they had tried once more
This nut is at it again
Can he not hear me say 'Kiss my rear end?'
He must be so dumb inside
But even though I tried, I just lost the plot
Grabbed him by the shirt, threw him in the dirt, heard
That little nerd still going, so
I said quite clear, into his ear
'Kiss my rear end!' By now he should've heard me
But to be safe, right to his face
'Kiss my rear end!' That's the last he'll annoy me
Some say my threat, won't work
That he'll continue like a jerk
I might be pissed
But my comeback line is the worst
But they ain't seen my arse
It's hairy, big as a barge
And if it's kissed
Then you will lose your lunch quite fast
So don't you dare, diss my cut hair
'Kiss my rear end!' you don't know when to stop it
So don't provoke, or crack bad jokes
'Kiss my rear end!' enough to make you vomit
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