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Song Parodies -> "Trance Again"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Again"

Original Performer:

Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull

Parody Song Title:

"Trance Again"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. A man has a friend who occasionally goes into hypnotic trances that predict the future...which the man is gettin' kinda pissed at.
Trance, yes (it's dumb)
Nonsense
Trance, yes (you blow)
Nonsense (oooooh whoo!)

Gimme, gimme no more of this sham today, huh
You can tell the future? No way, huh
I say it's lame
How randomly your eyes break into swirlies
Should get that checked out, haha
I wish you would cut it out, haha
Go ahead, call me a cynic
All the words that you spout are bullshit, pally

You can make any predictions you-ou like
I still say it's stupid and made of pu-ure lies
So I-I-I want you to shut right up, bu-uddy-y-y-y (yeah, just shut up, please)
How do you do that weird shit with you-our eyes?
They glow and swirl like Kaa chewed on the-e lights
Still I-I-I want you to shut right up, bu-uddy-y-y-y (yeah, just shut up, please)
The truth is a thing that will hurt
Face it: you suck at this (you're useless, useless, useless)
Not one thing you've said's come true, needs work
It's why I've said you're so lame (you're useless, useless, useless)

You're in a trance (oh, oh-oh-oh), so dumb (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Dumb trance (oh, oh-oh-oh) agai-ain (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Get out that trance (oh, oh-oh-oh), it's dumb (oh, oh-oh-oh) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Dumb trance (oh, oh-oh-oh) agai-ain (oh, oh-oh-oh)

Trance, yes
Nonsense
Trance, yes
Nonsense

Called you a liar, so sto-op floati-in' up
My expensive chandelier, you-ou're gonna-a bump
So I-I-I want you to come right down, bu-uddy-y-y-y (yeah, just come down, please)
And did you convince one of your wei-eird buds
To hide a wind machine in here? Make i-it stop
Yeah, I-I-I want you to cut it out, bu-uddy-y-y-y (yeah, cut it out, please)
There's no need to be such a jerk
And blow my stuff down, prick (it's douchey, douchey, douchey)
What the hell have I done to deserve
This elab'rate-ass display (it's douchey, douchey, douchey)?

You're in a trance (oh, oh-oh-oh), so dumb (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Dumb trance (oh, oh-oh-oh) agai-ain (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Get out that trance (oh, oh-oh-oh), it's dumb (oh, oh-oh-oh) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Dumb trance (oh, oh-oh-oh) agai-ain (oh, oh-oh-oh)

I cannot lie, when you do this, you look real stupid
Call me a sceptic (uh, yes)
But what you'll predict (uh, yes)
Will be absolute shite (uh, ye-es)
So stop flickerin' the lights, stupid schtick (haha)
'Fraid, mate (uh-huh), you stay lame (uh-huh)
That reverbin' voice trick really grates, heh
When you get (uh-huh) in this stupor
I'll up my skills as a spitball shooter (shooter)
Don't listen cause you suck like a Hoover (haha)
But keep ramblin' on, cause it suits ya (uh-huh)
Keep showin' that you're a loser, ev'ry damn day
If stuff falls off my shelf and it breaks, you will pay (cash)
What you say to me (uh-huh) is just gibb'rish
Total pile of nonsense about "my true destiny"

Dumb trance, yes (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Nonsense (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Trance, yes (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Nonsense (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

You look like an absolute berk
Hoverin' there again (so stupid, stupid, stupid)
If you're genuine, I'll eat my words
For now, "bullshit" I'll still say (so stupid, stupid, stupid)

You're in a trance (oh, oh-oh-oh), so dumb (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Dumb trance (oh, oh-oh-oh) agai-ain (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Get out that trance (oh, oh-oh-oh), it's dumb (oh, oh-oh-oh) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Dumb trance (oh, oh-oh-oh) agai-ain (oh, oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...and the Dark Lord shall mark him as his equal but he shall have power the Dark Lord knows not...for neither can live while the other survives...."

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