-> "Junk In My Pocket"
Original Song Title:
"Hand in My Pocket"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Junk In My Pocket"
The Lyrics
Got keys and my wallet
My pad - three-ring bind
All jammed in my pockets, yeah
My pens and my pencils
My spare pair of leather boots
And Hobbes, my stuffed tiger, really
My jacket and my jeans, dude
Can hold everything that is all mine, mine, mine
So I've got this junk in my pockets
And they're really stuffed, and to me, that's quite fine
My sketchbooks and art folders
My lunch and my microwave
Spare wires for my laptop, yeah
My mouse and my speakers
Fresh beer and a stash of porn
Not mine, it's my buddy's, really
And somewhere I've got lists, dude
Keep track of my things so nothing's lost, all right
I've got so much junk in my pockets
I can stall muggers by pulling out random shit
Somewhere in here's a canoe
Sometimes I think that my pockets work like the TARDIS
That or all this junk in my pockets
Is stored in dimensions of infinite size
My phone and some chocolate
My Wii and some fries
My cards, game and credit, buddy
My hat and my passport
My mug and my 3DS
My comic collection, buddy
I know I could use bags, dude
But this long-ass coat makes me look like a detective
So I'll keep my junk in my pockets
Got my almanacs and my Chevy Camaro
It seems their storage space has no end, yeah
In my breast pocket, there's my bike, that's right
And despite this junk in my pockets
I can somehow run and jump a lot, answer that
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