-> "Strip Poker"
Original Song Title:
"The Joker"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Strip Poker"
The Lyrics
Here's a game type I just don't get, boy, yeah-eah
Don't know if it's played all that mu-u-uch
I know some folks like a striptease
But stripping for bad card-playing's too mu-uch
I don't know if I'm just crazy-y
Or if they're in the wrong, the-ey're in the wro-o-ong
Guess the stakes would be raising
They wou-ou-ould be
If all of your, all your, all your parts are on sho-ow
I'm not a stripper, I'm a winner
Just a shuffle-er and a deck hitter
Not gonna doff my shirt for fu-u-un
This strip poker, won't do sober
Nor will I do loaded
I don't get "naked crazy" drunk
Woo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, woo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
It's the weirdest game I wish I could unsee-ee-ee
Because most of the players are, at most, a three-ee-ee
Just flippy-floppy, wibble-wobble, jiggle-wiggle ev'ry ti-i-ime
Ooh-wee, buddy, need to stab out my mind's eye-eye
I'm a card flicker, a chip picker
A bet raise-er but not a stripper
No fan of playing in the bu-u-uff
This strip poker, I'll pass over
Just in case of boners
Both my cards and face are red-flu-u-ushed
Woo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, woo-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
I wouldn't play even if you paid me
Don't want folks seeing my do-o-o-ong
Nor anybody else's, please, just keep all your clothes o-on
My cheeks, bright red they'll glo-o-o-ow
Strangers? Friends? Your bits I don't wanna see-ee-ee
Know I'll end up naked cause I play badly-y-y
Head I'm shaking, I'm refusing, won't be playing, I won't lie-ie
I think with the proper head all the ti-i-i-ime
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