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Song Parodies -> "Things Done While High"

Original Song Title:

"The Tide Is High"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blondie

Parody Song Title:

"Things Done While High"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I know that this song was parodied yesterday and the day before, but I'm stickin' with it! I just liked my title sub that much.
Things done while high
The list is quite long
Soon ev''rything looks
Like a bong

Played football with the cat
Using him as the football
Oh no

Got in my car and drove
Straight through the garage door
Ate all the lint and fuzzy things
Found on the floor

Don't quite know what I'm on
It could be weed, could be crack
Or dope

I am quite high
Now I'm on the run
Pissed on police cars
Just for fun

Just for fun, where's my bong?

I'm on the highway
And I hear noise
Lookee it's the cops
Oh joy of joys!

Guess that my driving sucks
Doesn't help when you're high on crack
Whoah-ho

I'm flyin' high
Now I'm in deep crap
I'm so nervous I
Eat my cap
Baseball cap, tasty cap

Pull down my window
The cop looks tough
He looks at my rollie
So I take a puff

Breathe out into his face
Soon he is high just like me
Hey, hey!

We're both quite high
So we drive around
Dumped him outside when
Out of town

Things done while high
Man, the list goes on
Painted the house in
Shades of dung

I get so high
Then when I wake up
I can't remember
What I've done

{FADE}
Anyone who's seen Robin Williams: A Night At The Met might have their deja vu warning bells go off...

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Guy - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Cat football, now that's something I can get my claws into. This is histerical. Hope you don't do this stuff for real there, COP. I saw where you promised this parody several days ago on the message board. It was worth the wait.
stooge - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
very very funny but the pacing was off slightly
Matthias - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
The part where you ate your baseball cap was pretty insane, I also loved this parody... It's quite unlike a lot of your usual work, and this is the kind of work done by you that I enjoy so much. The school topics and Transformers topics get kinda old after awhile, because I haven't been in High School for about 4 years and some haven't been in school for a lot longer, but these kinds of topics are so out there that they can be enjoyed by everybody.
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wish the list was longer!
Rex - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Fun idea, your highness.
Matthias - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
"Amiright Express" the sequel to the peice of crap "Pineapple Express" movie. Coming soon to a theather near you.
Invisible Boy - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
I liked your title-sub too Bobpie.
Below Average Dave - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artisty) I didn't realize Blondie had done a cover of this song prior to this round. While on a humor level I thought this was up to your usual standard, what got me on this particular parody was the fact that the original song was kinda hazy, it almost seemed the lyrics matched what the song would entail. What added to that was the video for this song, the female lead singer was looking out a window, and all the sudden there were fish everywhere, which she had to be on something to see right? Well done TCOP, I won't say it's among your best, but your standard over this past year has improved immensely, and this fits your standard. I remember telling you last SOTM-WildCard you'd be in the next SOTY. . .you are improving on schedule:)

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