Things done while high
The list is quite long
Soon ev''rything looks
Like a bong

Played football with the cat
Using him as the football
Oh no

Got in my car and drove
Straight through the garage door
Ate all the lint and fuzzy things
Found on the floor

Don't quite know what I'm on
It could be weed, could be crack
Or dope

I am quite high
Now I'm on the run
Pissed on police cars
Just for fun

Just for fun, where's my bong?

I'm on the highway
And I hear noise
Lookee it's the cops
Oh joy of joys!

Guess that my driving sucks
Doesn't help when you're high on crack
Whoah-ho

I'm flyin' high
Now I'm in deep crap
I'm so nervous I
Eat my cap
Baseball cap, tasty cap

Pull down my window
The cop looks tough
He looks at my rollie
So I take a puff

Breathe out into his face
Soon he is high just like me
Hey, hey!

We're both quite high
So we drive around
Dumped him outside when
Out of town

Things done while high
Man, the list goes on
Painted the house in
Shades of dung

I get so high
Then when I wake up
I can't remember
What I've done

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