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Song Parodies -> "All Is Swollen"

Original Song Title:

"Zarar Olsan"

Original Performer:

Mahsun Kırmızıgül

Parody Song Title:

"All Is Swollen"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Allergies. They can be quite the pickle...
Didn't know I was allergic
To whatever was in this dish
I checked what the menu listed
All seemed fine, the chef must've added
Though I want to grill the waiter
We can play Jack Bauer later
Hard to be a truth crusader
When that meal's a flesh inflater

All is swollen, it's all swollen
It's not just my tongue that's swollen
All is swollen, it's all swollen
Spread to all of me, I'm swollen

Like some Tom and Jerry nonsense
Jammed a pool toy down my gullet
No matter what shape it was in
My skin would then conform to it
What kind of chef loves to improv?
Well, I'll tell you just what kind of:
A douchebag who's there to show off
Who cares if the peasants blow up?

All is swollen, it's all swollen
My whole body's become swollen
All is swollen, it's all swollen
Like weird fetish art, so swollen

All is swollen, it's all swollen
Don't know how I've become swollen
All is swollen, it's all swollen
I'll sue 'til my wallet's swollen

I honestly wasn't expecting to parody this guy again just two months later. Then again, I wasn't expecting both songs to take about an hour each (I usually rate non-English songs as the second-hardest type of song to parody, ahead of rap songs and behind non-English rap songs).

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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