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Song Parodies -> "Stuck To You"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck With You"

Original Performer:

Huey Lewis and The News

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck To You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Imagine if you will...two men...one taller than the other...the second man inexplicably glued to the first man's back because of, I dunno, some prank or something...and the shorter man sings a song about his predicament...such weirdness can be found in...The Weird-Ass Parody Concept Zone.
Can't scratch my bu-utt, I stare up when you be-end do-own
Was one hell of a jo-oke, now I go backwards 'round to-own
We need an extra-long belt to get 'round both our wai-aists
Shirts are tailor-made for us, sucks I can't give you a-a ta-a-aste
Of this weird-ass brand of he-ell
That I live throu-ough, not fair
You're still my friend
But I'm mad as he-ee-e-eck

So much glue-ue (so much glue)
Is why I'm currently stuck to you-ou-ou
Been since Ju-une (since this glue)
Made me lit-e-ra-lly stuck with you-ou
It's why I'm pee-eeved (so damn pee-eeved)
Doesn't hurt you to be stuck to me-e-e

Look at our cou-ouch, we cut a hole to compensate for me
And though we can now sit down, we can't watch things on one TV
We thought about saving up (saving up) cash for surgery toda-ay
I swear that the doc jacks up the price because we look du-umb, ma-a-ate
And we've spent so much money
Tryna make ou-our li-ives
Easier, but who gets the brunt of it? Me-e-e

Cause it's true-ue (know it's true)
It sucks for me to be stuck to you-ou-ou
Cinch for you-ou (cinch for you)
But it's crappy being stuck to you-ou
It's hard to ea-eat (hard to pee-ee)
Can't go on dates cause you're stuck to me-e

Showers are an awkward me-ess
Work is such a-a bummer
Some strong glue this is
Our skin's fused, I gue-ee-ue-uess

Damn this glue-ue (strong-ass glue)
I'm not happy to be stuck to you-ou
Tell me, du-ude (tell me, dude)
How can you withstand me stuck to you-ou?
Still so friendly-y (nice to me-e)
At least I have a friend stuck to me-e-e-e
(That is true)
Though it's awkward when I have to poo-oo
And I miss my sweet back tattoo-oo-oo
I'm mad at the glue, not you

No, I don't know why I went with the Twilight Zone intro. At least it mentioned one fact about the situation I forgot to mention in the parody itself: the guy singing is basically stuck in midair. It's like one of those baby-backpack things, but with glue.

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Matthias - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Completely wild and original idea. This was a great title sub and a great parody to back it up. Hilarious!
Abbott Skelding - April 09, 2014 - Report this comment
Seems like the perfect title sub, and you managed to come up with a great topic and made it super funny as well. Nice work!
Max Power - April 14, 2014 - Report this comment
What a sticky situation.
Agrimorfee - April 14, 2014 - Report this comment
A favorite of mine (it's "our song" as far as I'm concerned, with my wife and I), and you took the title conceit to it's crazy logical conclusion.
Blaydeman - April 22, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is such a fun read! I enjoyed every minute of it. The visual alone is enough to incite giggles, and the wackiness of this spoof is so refreshing> Individual and one of a kind. Excellent work!

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