-> "Stuck To You"
Original Song Title:
"Stuck With You"
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck To You"
The Lyrics
Can't scratch my bu-utt, I stare up when you be-end do-own
Was one hell of a jo-oke, now I go backwards 'round to-own
We need an extra-long belt to get 'round both our wai-aists
Shirts are tailor-made for us, sucks I can't give you a-a ta-a-aste
Of this weird-ass brand of he-ell
That I live throu-ough, not fair
You're still my friend
But I'm mad as he-ee-e-eck
So much glue-ue (so much glue)
Is why I'm currently stuck to you-ou-ou
Been since Ju-une (since this glue)
Made me lit-e-ra-lly stuck with you-ou
It's why I'm pee-eeved (so damn pee-eeved)
Doesn't hurt you to be stuck to me-e-e
Look at our cou-ouch, we cut a hole to compensate for me
And though we can now sit down, we can't watch things on one TV
We thought about saving up (saving up) cash for surgery toda-ay
I swear that the doc jacks up the price because we look du-umb, ma-a-ate
And we've spent so much money
Tryna make ou-our li-ives
Easier, but who gets the brunt of it? Me-e-e
Cause it's true-ue (know it's true)
It sucks for me to be stuck to you-ou-ou
Cinch for you-ou (cinch for you)
But it's crappy being stuck to you-ou
It's hard to ea-eat (hard to pee-ee)
Can't go on dates cause you're stuck to me-e
Showers are an awkward me-ess
Work is such a-a bummer
Some strong glue this is
Our skin's fused, I gue-ee-ue-uess
Damn this glue-ue (strong-ass glue)
I'm not happy to be stuck to you-ou
Tell me, du-ude (tell me, dude)
How can you withstand me stuck to you-ou?
Still so friendly-y (nice to me-e)
At least I have a friend stuck to me-e-e-e
(That is true)
Though it's awkward when I have to poo-oo
And I miss my sweet back tattoo-oo-oo
I'm mad at the glue, not you
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