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Song Parodies -> "Pencil Case"

Original Song Title:

"Poker Face"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Pencil Case"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Blame It On The Pop" self-challenge. Sometimes people borrow stuff with the intent of returning them. Other times people "borrow" stuff...PERMANENTLY. This guy has had the latter happen a tad too often...
Mi-mi-mi-mine
Mi-mi-mi-mine
Mi-mi-mi-mine
Mi-mi-mi-mine
Mi-mi-mi-mine

Right before any test, some random guy asks me (hey)
"Hey, could I please use a pen, I forgot mine, you see (I lost it)
And since you have lots of them, surely could part with one"
Guess that'll teach you for not keeping track of all your stuff

Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Say I'm rude, cause, I don't share my stuff
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
It ain't my fault they're lazy as balls

It's all mine, it's all mine
And it'll stay in my pencil case
Lost a pen? Not my problem
Cause they're mine, yes, they're mine
They're gonna stay in my pencil case
I won't let you borrow them

P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)

My pencil sharpener is gonna stay with me (hey)
Why? Cause I know you'll borrow it permanently (don't buy it)
I've lent out pens before to nearly ev'ryone
But when I asked to have them back they just poked out their tongues, tongues

Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Pencils, I've got a hell of a lot
Oh, woah-oh, oh, oh, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Ask nice or not, won't share what I've got

Cause they're mine, they're all mine
No, you can't go through my pencil case
Too many times been stolen
You may whine, I'll decline
Won't let them out of my pencil case
Unless I need to use them

P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)

And so for "2B or no 2B" it's no, dude
Say I'm hoggin' my belongin's
I'm just cautious of "borrowin'" when it's simply connin'
If you're that desp'rate for a pen, bro
Could ask someone else, there's lots about
Can't borrow this, borrow this
Won't give it back tomorrow, twit

Pens are mine, pencil's mine
And both will stay in my pencil case
Can't chance you'll steal them from me
They're all mine, they're all mine
You bet they'll stay in my pencil case
Multiple times they've wronged me
"Friends" of mine, "friends" of mine
Have borrowed things from my pencil case
Never gave them back to me
And so I keep what's mine
Inside of my big-ass pencil case
With all my stencil thingies
It's all mine, it's all mine
Tucked away deep in my pencil case
Erasers? I've got twenty
Said it twice, said it thrice
Many times, they're in my pencil case
And you're not gettin' any

P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Metal rulers hurt, buddy)
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)
P-p-p-pencil case, p-p-pencil case
(Mi-mi-mi-mine)

Add "2B or not 2B" to the list of words and phrases I never expected to have in a parody yet am incredibly happy to have them in one.

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E.S. Blofeld - February 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Very funny and a true story for me too XD 5/5/5

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