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Song Parodies -> "Blank Shots"

Original Song Title:

"Thank God"

Original Performer:

Kane Brown & Katelyn Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Blank Shots"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Cut the Flowers Supplemental" self-challenge. So you've found yourself as a double-agent in a street gang, trying to find a way to lessen their activities without just feeding them into a grinder while they sleep. 'Cause that makes a mess, y'know?
Really sucks to be the mole inside a gang
Who can't stop shootin', be glad they don't have tanks
I need to find a way to cut their menace before they cause
Way more crazy damage, save me
Tricky to handle, they love spewin' ammo, say, that's a good plan for sure
This must be what I have these shots for

With blank shots, it's pretty tricky to do crimes
With blank shots, the threat you pose is in decline
With blank shots, carnage ain't perpetrated by you
Look a twit when you shoot, just a boom, blank shots are all I gave you
Hey-ee-yeah, blank shots
Blank shots (hey, hey-ey-hey) make you look a fool

Sabotage is pretty risky undercover
But I'll take it, have to switch out their slugs to somethin' tame, hey
"Double-check ev'ry pistol, make sure they're not spent"
That's what the guy in charge told me, I should do that then, I guess

With blank shots, I'll fill each chamber that I find
With blank shots, each gun will never end a life
With blank shots, now ev'ry member's less "threat", more "douche"
Bunch of pricks who make "boom" noises, use blank shots to make that plan true
Blank shots, blank shots, yeah-ee-yeah
Blank shots, ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh

Still makin' trouble, just public disturbance, a group of loud-ass dorks
They'll still get locked up, slam the damn door

With blank shots, these guys'll make noise, not take lives
With blank shots, this gang will only do dumb crimes
With blank shots, they never will hit things when they shoot
Total twits, not a clue 'bout my ruse, blank shots will lessen their tooth
Blank shots, blank shots, blank shots, yeah-ee-yeah
Blank shots, blank shots will turn crims to fools
Blank shots (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), yeah, blank shots (ho-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Blank shots, blank shots are how I'll get you

Before I looked her up, I thought that this song was made along similar lines as Lil Baby and DaBaby making a song together. You know, Kane Brown, Katelyn Brown, similar names, let's do a collab! Yeah, turns out she's his actual wife. So, you know, it's sweet and all, but now I feel like an idiot.

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Max Power - February 05, 2024 - Report this comment
Hi! Welcome back! This was really good! 555!
Below Average Dave - February 05, 2024 - Report this comment
Nice job!
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Thanks!

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