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Song Parodies -> "I Will Never Be Profound"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Never Let You Down"

Original Performer:

Rita Ora

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Never Be Profound"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. It's always a struggle to be taken seriously, and the first step is looking the part...
Always wanted to reveal the truth
Huge revelations, all I want to do
But I don't think I-I will come through
On that if I get more advi-ice from you
Because these glasses that you lent to me
Make me look like a dork, right (hey)
The desi-ired outcome was "sleek"
And boy, did you fail outright, bo-oy (hey)
I can't take those judgin' faces
All the truths I revealed
Just get dismissed with no appea-eal

I asked you to spruce me u-up
And you failed me big time, bud
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound
Aimin' for "big science bu-uff"
But you gave me "total schlub"
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound

Hey
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound
Hey
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound

Where the hell did you find this coat?
So friggin' ratty it would sui-uit Rizzo
What are these stai-ains? It's just gross
We've got ten minutes so go gra-ab the soap
You told me that you'd been workin' all week
And this is all that you've got (hey)?
You'd get fi-ired, but you're for free
So I shouldn't be so shocked, bo-oy (hey)
I can't face that crowd there, mate, while
Dressed like this, ain't ideal, yeah-eah
I'm sure it really was a "stea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eal"

Wanted to look like a stu-ud
But I look like a big putz
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound
My findings will get debu-unked
Just cause I look like a dunce
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound

Uh-uh-uh-uh (hey)
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound
Hey
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Now the wo-orld will never, e-ever kno-ow
'Bout the alie-ens livin' in their pinkie toes
And how we-e should all subsi-ist on bee-ees
And it's all your fau-ault they will never, ever see
Oh-oh

Now the truth's under the ru-ug
Cause you made me look real dumb (oh-oh)
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound (oh no)
You gave me these awful du-uds
Way too late to change 'em, bud
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound
My life's work has turned to-o dust
Cause you made me look a-a schmuck
Oh, oh-oh-oh
I will never look profound (oh-oh)
Can't be what I said, you-ou du-unce
It's the to-otal tru-uth and stu-u-u-uff
I will never look profound

Actually the first part is not talking complete bullshit, but the look is a close second!

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