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Song Parodies -> "I'm Unique"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Freak"

Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesius ft. Pitbull

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Unique"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2014 self-challenge. One-of-a-kind, the one and only...mostly because nobody else would do this weird shit without all the money...
Got that je ne sais quoi
It's true
No-one else like
Me, no
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

Nobody that I know
Could be the same as me, impossible
Won't find a case, no matter where you go
A duplicate of me's not probable
Come on, be rational, oh-ooh
Su-ure that I'm the-e only man who-o
Knows the way to cli-imb a tree-ee-ee
Clo-othes off, weights on, wet gloves on my hands, too-oo
Buddy, no-one does that but me-e-e

Cause I'm uni-ique
The only person in the world who can swap bee-ees
To a diff'rent kind of flower, yeah, I'm uni-ique
B-B-B-B-Buddy, I can't lie
Ain't no other man who can play catch with tiles
Cause I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh)
'Cause I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Yeah, buddy, 'fraid it's so ('fraid so)
I'm like a modern major general (ah-ha)
List of things I can do's incredible (whoo-hoo)
You call it random, that's intentional
B-B-B-B-Buddy, cause I know
The-ere's no like-mi-inded type perso-on
Who else could drive a-a Humvee-ee-ee
Ri-ight off the docks with a plastic surgeo-eon
Tied up in the boot? None but me-e-e

Cause I'm uni-ique
The only person in the world who can throw pea-eas
With enough speed to poke eyes out, yeah, I'm uni-ique
B-B-B-B-Buddy, I can't lie
Ain't no other man who can paint lines for miles
Cause I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh)
'Cause I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh, oooooh whoo!)

Who else can juggle four chainsaws while surfin' on a screen door (screen door)?
Who else can peel carrots blindfolded while hangin' by one's toes (one's toes)?
You know my off-kilter combo of skills make one weird-ass show
You gotta see me, buddy, play golf-golf-golf-golf with a crow (whoo)
It's proof I'm unique-nique-nique-nique-nique-nique-nique-nique, which you should know
For God's sake, man, you've seen-seen-seen-seen-seen-seen me use frayed cables to jump-rope (whoo)
No rubber gloves, see-see-see-see-see-see-see-see? Who else you know, huh
Would be that friggin' stupid? Nobody, I thought so

Cause I'm uni-ique (whoo)
The only person in the world who can break knee-ees
From at least ten countries away, yeah, I'm uni-ique
B-B-B-B-Buddy, I can't lie
Ain't no other man who can eat ten-feet spikes
Cause I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh)
'Cause I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Yeah, I'm uni-ique (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I-I-It's just how I am

I'm the only dude to do all this, true
Nobody else will, yes, I'm so unique
Runnin' naked through town throwin' small toy clowns
Buddy, that's pure me, I-I-I'm-I'm so unique

Why yes, I did open a parody of a song by a Spaniard and an American with Cuban heritage with a French term. Because I'm also unique.

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