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Song Parodies -> "I'm The Red Hood"

Original Song Title:

"Honey, I'm Good."

Original Performer:

Andy Grammer

Parody Song Title:

"I'm The Red Hood"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Jason Todd, former Robin, now the Red Hood. Also apparently Nightwing and Batman at one point. Comics are confusing.
Guess what? I'm the Red Hood
But it's kinda vague if I'm a good guy or not
Not sure if the writers know (know, know, know)

My name is Jason Todd, once my clothes were lame
Bright green pants, a red shirt and a yellow cape that hung down
I was such a brat, won't lie
Someone most of the readers didn't like
Hell, a poll was like "You hate me? Vote, kill me!"
And they did just that, freaky
Fans voted and the Joker caved in my skull

But now, now, I'm the Red Hood
And my character alignment tends to flip-flop
Chaotic Good? I guess so
But I'm a mercenary, there you go
So I'm the Red Hood
Second one, I've heard the first was that Joker clod
Maybe that story ain't true
But the point is I will punch you-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (gonna punch you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (gonna pu-unch you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

You'd think that death would mean I'd failed
Won't appear in any more tales, but hear me out
Superboy-Prime revived me
He punched the wall of reality
And I know that sounds silly, real silly
It's comics, can't claim "silly"
With aliens constantly runnin' amuck

So now, now, I'm the Red Hood
Used to have amnesia but Miss Al Ghul showed up
Lazarus Pit liquid flowed
Restored my mem'ry, but made me mad, though
So I'm the Red Hood
Got a reputation as an asshole, that sucks
Can't say that it isn't true
Got a problem? Then I'll punch you-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (gonna punch you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (gonna pu-unch you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Did I tell ya, tell ya that with killin', I'm fi-i-ine?
I mean, it's no wonder, no wonder we're not friends, Bruce and I-I-I

'Fraid so, I'm the Red Hood
I'm of the opinion that bad people should rot
Point in my favour, I know
Pity that I'm such an ass 'bout it, though
So I'm the Red Hood
Once had sympathy from my death via crowbar
But now I'm just a big douche
In the reboot, that's the same (yup, yup, yup)
Now, now I'm the Red Hood
Got a mercenary team that's called the Outlaws
Roy Harper: trucker hat dope
And then Starfi-ire who I might've boned
So I'm the Red Hood
There's my hist'ry, it's abridged, I skipped a whole lot
Check Wikipedia, dude
But if you whine, I will punch you-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (gonna punch you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (yup, yup, yup) (gonna pu-unch you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (gonna pu-unch you)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (yup, yup, yup) (in the face, dude)

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (hit you now, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (hit you now, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (dude, hit you now, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou-ou-ou (hit you now, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, gonna punch you)

It just sorta clicked as I submit this that the whole "fans voting for Jason Todd to get killed" might be why they didn't adapt him into the DCAU, skipping straight from Dick Grayson to Tim Drake. I'm sure I'm not the first to come to this conclusion (and that's assumed it hasn't been confirmed elsewhere to be or not be the case).

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