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Song Parodies -> "Old Twist, Trite"

Original Song Title:

"One Thing Right"

Original Performer:

Marshmello & Kane Brown

Parody Song Title:

"Old Twist, Trite"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

It's kinda rude to talk during the movie. Especially when what you're talking about is you being a smug prick about how you totally know how the movie's gonna go...
This week was pretty shite, I know what will be nice
A good old movie night for sure
Don't want my mood worse so I don't want any jerks
Who are silence-averse like dorks
If this was at home, that'd be fine, I can riff a film I've seen a million times
But we're watchin' this in public, I implore

Could you please shut your face for the whole time?
You can laugh and scream, things like that are fine
But what I just don't want is you to whine
"This is that old twist, trite"
You can see the line the plot'll make, fine
Keep it to your blog, dude, don't vocalise
Told you to stop about a million times
'Cause you're that "old twist, trite" douche

"Come on, it's that old twist, trite" (hmm-mmm)
"Once again, that old twist, trite" (you're that douche)
"Obvious, that old twist, trite" (stop that "old twist" shite)

"So obvious and plain"? Dude, not ev'ryone's the same
Ev'ry movie can surprise at least one brain (one person's brain)
And even when they can connect the plot lines, doesn't mean they're gonna shout it out at the sky
They keep their clever thoughts all tucked away (tucked away)

Told you there's a good place and a good time
To complain 'bout all the things that you spied
Like when the credits roll, you're free to whine
"That was that old twist, trite"
When the cool one-liners happen, it's fine
To let out an "Ooh, wow!" or an "Ooh, nice!"
You can't mock like the last million times
'Cause you're that "old twist, trite" douche

"It's that friggin' old twist, trite" (hmm-mmm)
"Plain to see, that old twist, trite" (you're that douche)
"Lame as hell, that old twist, trite" (stop that "old twist" shite)

You've been wrong about a million times
Was not that old twist, trite, not that old twist, trite

Man, I've laughed in your face all of those times (yeah-eah)
'Cause you were so convinced that you were right (hea-eah-eah)
Predictions were so off, you drowned in wine
Was not that old twist, trite (not that old twist, trite)
Though I'm so alive when your guess is shite
Doesn't mean it's worth you bein' so snide
Mouthin' off about a million times
'Cause you're that "old twist, trite" douche

"Come on, it's that old twist, trite" (hmm-mmm)
"Once again, that old twist, trite" (you're that douche)
"Obvious, that old twist, trite" (stop that "old twist" shite)
I don't want your smug face wreckin' my time (yeah-eah)
Wait 'til it's on Netflix or some such shite (hea-eah-eah)
So it's only your day wrecked, that's fine
Want no more "old twist" shite (no more "old twist" shite)

Remember a couple weeks ago when I mentioned that I don't like country but I'm down for other genres mixing elements of it into their own? This is one of those examples. Hot damn, I love that soaring guitar riff during the drop.

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Phil Ossifer - April 05, 2023 - Report this comment
I was expecting this to be about Fedora Fred. Glad to know that I was wrong.
the_conqueror_of_parodies - April 05, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback.
bobpiecheese - April 08, 2023 - Report this comment
Actual TCOP here (says so in my bio), and you can be happy to know that I have no idea who Fedora Fred is. Google didn't even fill me in, so I think I'll live in blissful ignorance.
Phil Ossifer - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
Fedora Fred (aka George&GermaineBriantFan) was the one who first attempted to spread the message about that long-lost game show featuring 300 Boy Scouts and their wet dreams about its assistants. He did this for a while last year, before tapping Copycat (aka Duc4AmIRight) to keep on doing so. Since then, it has become an inside joke on this site, with close to 250 comments about it alone. I seriously doubt he has any regrets about what he started, because in his view, everyone has to know about it.
bobpiecheese - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
...guess I must've missed that. Best guess as to how is that the parody titles referenced Boy Scouts, which don't exist in my country last I checked, so I didn't give 'em a second look. Looks like I made the right choice.

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