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Song Parodies -> "This Game of Luck"

Original Song Title:

"The Game of Love"

Original Performer:

Santana ft. Michelle Branch

Parody Song Title:

"This Game of Luck"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If you have terrible luck, you generally don't wanna try your hand at gambling. Guess what this dude's friend doesn't understand?
Not me
This whole gamblin' malarke-ey
Rolli-in'
The two dice and hopin' you're lucky
So please tell me why-y-y-y
I can't just run out the doo-oo-oo-oor
I'm useless, can't lie-ie-ie-ie
Know that I'll sco-ore constant 1's, I'm sure

I'm s'pposed to roll a double-six
I know I can't do tha-at
My luck is kinda shit
Gonna lose my ca-ash
Be flat-broke in a snap
Because of this dumb game
I'm warnin' you, my mate
I suck at this ga-ame of luck

Frick
This roulette game i-isn't for me
Seems I-I-I-I
Get wrong numbers constantly-y-y
On top of that, I-I-I-I
Call red and get bla-ack by the sco-o-ore
And the inverse applie-ie-ie-ies
Yeah, not gettin' bored, prefer that for sure

Don't wanna go through more of this
I'm gonna fail at cra-aps
I don't know what that is
That's how I'm sure tha-at
I'll lose all of my cash
If you force me to stay
And try all of these games
I suck at this ga-ame of lu-uck
A dunce at this game of luck

Dice rollin'
Card holdin'
Bet callin'
Don't wa-ant thi-is
No lyi-in'
I'm tryi-in'
But I su-uck, bu-u-u-ud
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Just let me-e go, yeah

You keep sayin' I-I-I-I
Will soon get a giant sco-o-o-ore
We've been here for ni-i-i-ine
Ho-urs, I'm sure, I keep losin' more

Why can't you take the bloody hint?
My luck's a pile of crap
You're tryna hit it big
You do it then, ma-ack
Last dice roll, do it half-
Heartedly, then escape
Why are they screamin', mate?
I suck at this ga-ame of lu-uck (rolled a double-six, no way, don't believe that)
A dunce at this ga-ame of lu-uck
No luck at this game of lu-u-uck (that humongous stack of chips is mine? No way)
Yeah, hate this game of luck

Bullshit (not believin' this)
It's nonsense (you're pullin' my leg, man)
Staged ho-orse shi-it
Now I'm free-ee, no? Yes (should quit while it's good, man)?
I won't push my luck, mate
Where luck came from, don't kno-ow, it might go-o
Please stop pushin' this
It was a fluke, that's that

Never push your flukes. It will always blow up in your face.

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