-> "Dial Wrong Each Time"
Original Song Title:
"Wild for the Night"
Original Performer:
A$AP Rocky ft. Skrillex & Birdy Nam Nam
Parody Song Title:
"Dial Wrong Each Time"
The Lyrics
Uh
Messed up, finger slipped up (uh), tried to call my mother (uh)
Wastin' precious minutes talkin' briefly to my father (yeah)
Would just be annoyin', half a minute, tops, but (uh)
Tryin' it again, keeps happ'nin', screw up, oh bugger (yeah)
I'm gettin' real enraged, hard to keep it in my face (uh)
Cause it's always the same, not one change, it's insane (uh)
I keep misplacin' numbers (yeah), it's makin' me feel dumber (uh)
A neverendin' bummer cause of a design blunder
My phone ain't encumbered with a "People" function
It really blows big chunks, although I'm sure that I'd still blunder
I still won't get it right, tap the wrong name twice then thrice
I always dial wrong each time (uh), huge waste of my time, it's stupid
Thought I dialed up 1-0-3-6, ended up as 5-4-3, shit
Seven calls by now I've been speedin' through before I fin'lly reach Mick
Startin' it apologetic, actin' a little hectic
But I know I'll get sceptics, claim this ain't authentic
"Your phone cannot be that old, boy
You can't really fail that much at calls, boy"
I'm afraid, boy, that you're wrong, boy
It's the truth, boy, that I suck, boy
Can't stop typin' them in all wrong, boy
Makes me feel like a big clot, boy
Really sucks, said this sev'ral damn times
Dialin' wrong each time, huge waste of my time, boy
Dial wrong each time, huge waste of my time, it's stupid
Dial wrong each time, big waste of my time, so stupid
I always dial wrong each time, huge waste of my time, it's stupid
Dial wrong each time, big waste of my time, so stupid
Ev'ry weekend, tryna hang out at the pictures (uh)
Takes close to forever gettin' it all set in (uh)
Cause with each wrong call the movie times keep shiftin' (yeah)
No point settin' up when that new flick? We've missed it (not right)
It's plain bullshit (uh), really wish I could avoid it (yeah)
Makes me feel that my attempts at (yeah) socialisin' are all pointless (uh)
I keep screwin' up, my fingers won't stop twitchin' (uh)
Got real cruddy luck hence why I won't stop bitchin' (yeah)
Tappity-tap, crap, don't want that (yeah)
Damn twitch, man, got sacked for it, man (uh)
Tried to tap in the stats for Manager Stan (uh)
But crap, only tapped in Weird Dan's Pizza Shack (yeah)
Don't you laugh, it's crap, bogus, man (yeah)
Wanted to tap the ambulance (uh)
I got greeted by a sex line, schemin' (uh)
Scam me of all of my cash, pretty crap (yeah)
Won't believe the stacks (whoo) of failed taps on which I keep tabs (yeah)
It's so ta-tall, man (yeah), ladder, that's what you gotta grab (uh)
I would love to see a doctor or even a phone technician (uh)
Dialin' them's a problem, can't write e-mails with my friggin' twitchin'
Dial wrong each time, huge waste of my time, it's stupid
Dial wrong each time, big waste of my time, so stupid
I always dial wrong each time, huge waste of my time, it's stupid
Dial wrong each time, big waste of my time, so stupid
I always dial wrong each time
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