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Song Parodies -> "Utter Clutter"

Original Song Title:

"Truffle Butter"

Original Performer:

Nicki Minaj ft. Drake & Lil Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Utter Clutter"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Dude's friend has a really messy house. How to help with the problem?
It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah
It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah

Uh, what a mess now
There must be a quarter million things in here now
Eighteen empty pizza boxes and a dozen plushies
Tellin' you right now, I've had enough of all this bollocks
A whole lotta garbage here, rubbish here right now, yuck
Need to get it all cleared right now
All my hair's standin' on end from the stench from your old jars
Of brown mustard, I mean, how are you here right now? Yuck
I just can't fathom how you can live
With these boxes arranged
So I trip on those things
And sometimes they make me bleed, more than lame
Smells like the gutter
Wait, no, it's worse, more like a sewer
And while I don't doubt there's ooze here somewhere
I don't think that it's the kind that makes mutant ninjas
Phew! Should throw away all this utter clutter
There's a reason I'm dressed like White, Walter
No confirmation yet of biohazards
I'm takin' ev'ry possible precaution

It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah
It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah

Yo, still a mess now
There might be about a billion off things right now
Can't even tell if your tiles are green or chequered
You used to have a decent-lookin' house here but you wrecked it
Cause all these 65 million types of mould
Aren't restricted to just one room with four walls
It's all in the halls, ceilin' too, I'm told
Don't dare look up in case I trip on another box
Where'd you get all this junk? N-N-N-No grey hairs right now
Can't have accumulated through the years right now, nope
C-C-C-Can't you hear me? Your whole home's been infested with earwigs
Don't think you've got one fruit here that ain't hairy
Wouldn't wanna be here at night, too scary
So, abundantly clear that you should fix this
This double-story mess? You gotta nix this
So much crap, your house looks like a bomb hit
Though one more might be the cure, to be honest

It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah
It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah

Uh, what a mess now
I estimate about a trillion germs inside
B.R.B. gonna get my flamethrower now
Cause I think burnin' your house straight down to the ground
Is your only option here, utter clutter needs removin'
Physic'lly remove it? No, no-one here can stand the stench
Ain't safe to touch your belongin's
With all the bugs, you know, and the family of raccoons
All this crap that you're hoardin'
Desp'rately needs a good scrub, man, take too much time, dude
Too many safety precautions
And so I think it's best to start flamin' up like dragon-style food
Smoke and ash? Don't be snortin'
A problem that you've been ignorin' and I'm here to help you
I know I'm committin' arson
It's for a good cause, promise
You've got lots of pointless ominous garbage
Nonsense to hoard it, ordered to stop it
By friends and fam'ly, so don't keep standin'
There, man, I'm blastin' this with flames, look at it go

It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah
It's gro-oss, yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah

Dunno why this song never got a video. Maybe it would've gotten into the top 10, maybe not, still would've been a more deserving Nicki Minaj hit than Anaconda.

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Agrimorfee - October 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Great parody...built up the nasty stuff and logically climaxed it with a fire bomb.
Matthias - October 20, 2016 - Report this comment
This is like the "ROTTEN HERE" for the melenial age. Fun stuff.

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