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Song Parodies -> "The Bot Touch"

Original Song Title:

"The Bad Touch"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bloodhound Gang

Parody Song Title:

"The Bot Touch"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Lordy lordy, this is the most risque thing I've ever done. But hey, if Stuart got away with the Rubbles banging rocks, I don't see why I can't write about two robots loading together.
Ha-ha! Well now, they call this pro-active linking
But there are several other very important differences
Between standard mechas and the femme-bots that you should know about

Let me data-log your input

Start, baby, start, baby
Let's rub rotator cuffs
Me and you should do all the stuff
That only fangirls would think up
So doff your chassis, perchance
You could unscrew my nuts
Cry for Isaac, cry for Arthur
Let my pistons rev you up
I've had enough of bending struts
I want it rough and tightly wound
My plates are buffered, want you covered
In my high-grade oil right now
Tellin' you, I'm up to specs
All the boxes are checked
Daisy fresh, right out the box, what you smell like
So let's just can the meatbag-flirting
Babe, it's heavy-lifting time!

Pump it now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like a pair of inhibition-free GoBots
Pump it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like we're fresh-out-of-the-factory ho-bots
Gettin' steamy now

Rust
The kind that isn't oxygen-related
I can tell by the look in your optics
Want it like a carbon unit
Droppin' big hints, I can't be specific
Because it might void my warranty
I want to be hoistin' all your joints 'n' get you moist 'n'
That's a Honda guarantee
Girl, your gears are fine, grindin' thighs, my diodes cry
My functions will not slip
I'll turn you on, just call me Robby
I'll use my forbidden chips
Your circuit board, it drives me wild, green style
I'll never bin your file
And if we do it doggy style
Then you can call me K-9

RAM it now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like a pair of inhibition-free GoBots
RAM it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like we're still-functioning
new-tech expo 'bots

Gettin' glitchy now

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like a pair of inhibition-free GoBots
Drivin' again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like the last surviving mecha and femmebot
Spark it now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like a pair of inhibition-free GoBots
Load it again now
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but robots
So let's do it like we're in some sci-fi porn called "I, Blowbot"
Gotta reboot now
What's this? TCOP writes a robot-related parody without a Transformers reference? WHAT IS HAPPENING?! Seriously, GoBots was the main competitor for TF's back in the day. Nowadays Hasbro owns the licence...which is weird.

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Porfle Popnecker - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
This really charged my circuitry!

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