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Song Parodies -> "Not True!"

Original Song Title:

"Fuck You!"

Original Performer:

Cee Lo Green

Parody Song Title:

"Not True!"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "World Go Boom" self-challenge. Defending oneself from malicious rumours is often an arduous task, even if said rumours are balls-out cuckoo pants.
There's rumours goin' round town and they're all made up
Yes, they are
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh
Like I wear caiman-skin jackets, don't buy that stuff
Yeah, that's
Not true
It's just fiction, dude
Says I love to play craps
Please don't believe that
Heh, cause you know it's shit
(All made-up shit)
Know that in me, you can trust
I don't eat hats for fun
No, it's
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh

At my parties
I do not drive a Ferrari
Into the people who showed up there
And I don't wear boxers made of calamari
They just pulled this nonsense from thin air
They call me a fool
Who likes to break barstools
(These morons are lie-spreaders)
Yeah
(I thought you would know better)
Oooooooooh
How could you have been fooled?
No, I don't have imaginary friends

There's rumours goin' round town that are all made-up
That's right, they're
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh
No, I have never launched rockets at anyone
Yeah, that's
Not true
It's just utter bull
Who'd want to discredit me, I don't get it
Heh, who'd make up this shit?
(This made-up shit)
Don't buy these outrageous lies
Don't wear neon pink ties
That is
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh

It's loco
That I like to follow
Random folks and steal their keys
Won't lie to ya
I won't fool ya
I'd never dance nude, just believe me, please
They say I'm a tool
I think they're on mushrooms
(They must be smokin' somethin')
Yeah
(To think that I throw muffins)
Oooooooooh
How can you buy this bull?
It's damaging my rep right now

There's rumours goin' round town and they're just made up
Yeah, they are
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh
No, I have never played basketball in the buff
That's, like
Not true
It's pure nonsense, dude
Never punched a haddock, that is just bollocks
Heh, it is all just shit
(Just made-up shit)
What they say doesn't make sense
I think that they're all dense
Cause it's
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh

Now buddy, buddy, buddy
Why'd you believe, believe all of that crap
(It's crap, so crap, all crap)
Tried to dispel the rumours
They keep pulling new ones out of their ass
(Their ass, their ass, their ass)
All of it
And I'm like
UH!
Whhhhy?
Uh!
Whhhhy?
Uh!
Whhhhy would they?
Oh!
Make it up?
Oh!
Make up this stuff?
Oooh!

There's rumours goin' round town and they are made up
Uh
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh
No, I don't stick forks in sockets, that is just dumb
Also
Not true
It is utter bull
One part isn't phony, yes, I'm a brony
Ha, but the rest is shit
(Absolute shit)
Those a-holes are spreading lies
I've never snacked on flies
It's all
Not true
Ooh-ooh-ooooh
Caimans are crocodile/alligator reptiles. And now you know. And knowing is half the battle!

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