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Song Parodies -> "Summer Smash Blandness"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Sadness"

Original Performer:

Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais

Parody Song Title:

"Summer Smash Blandness"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. It always makes me happy when an obscure but fantastic song becomes a hit. Less so when it's because of this...
I found this rea-eal cool so-ong onli-ine
Lyrics pretty da-ark, real hard to-o defi-ine
All the feels I'm feelin', I laugh and cry-y
Must reblo-og, show folks what I li-ike
Oh-oh my Go-od, this reply right down there
"I kinda li-ike it, bu-ut I must warn you, beware
Radio-o's revi-ised it, now all drum 'n' snare"
Shouldn't be shocked anymo-ore

Ev'ry time, same story goes
Summer smash bla-andne-ess
Can't have unique songs, oh no
Must ge-et remixed to dea-eath
Turned into summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
S-S-Summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
Now it's summer smash, summer smash bla-andne-ess
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

Now it's a summer smash
A borin' summer smash
Real brainless summer smash
It's got that summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
Can't be a summer smash
A perfect summer smash
Without that summer smash, summer smash bla-andness

Don't get me wro-ong, da-ance so-ongs are fi-ine
But bland remixe-es just cross the line, alri-ight
No need fo-or oohn-tss beneath "Habits (Stay Hi-igh)"
Wish it was a jo-oke, played dead straight ev'ry ti-ime
Oh-oh my Go-od, it really isn't fair
I really li-ike "Bloodstrea-eam" by Ed Sheeran, I stare
At the pa-age onli-ine that proves it all ain't fair
Stupid Rudimental bo-ore

Ev'ry damn time, always goes
Summer smash bla-andne-ess
Can't have moody songs, oh no
Must ge-et dubste-epped to dea-eath
Turned into summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
S-S-Summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
Now it's summer smash, summer smash bla-andne-ess
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

Just can't be a summer smash
Without that summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
S-S-Summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
Hate that summer smash, summer smash bla-andne-ess
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Worthless summer smash
Don't need more summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
S-S-Summer smash, summer smash bla-andness
Loathe that summer smash, summer smash bla-andne-ess
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

It might just be me, but whenever I see a "versus" in the artist field, my brain immediately goes eeeeeEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY!!!

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