Song Parodies -> I Wanna Be Somewhere Warmer
| Original Song Title: | "I Wanna Be A Producer" |
| Original Performer: | The Producers (2005) |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Wanna Be Somewhere Warmer" |
| Parody Written by: | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
I was originally gonna parody Springtime for Hitler, but none of the videos, lyric sheets and mp3s matched up. This song worked for that.
RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET:
We're freezing, we're freezing, really damn freezing
We're freezing, we're freezing
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really damn freezing
We're freezing, we're freezing
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really damn freezing
ME:
I live where it is freezing
I bet you'll have guessed (We're freezing)
My house lacks in central heating
Lost it in a bet (We're freezing)
My situation is dire
How much? Well, just behold:
I set myself on fire
Just to be that less cold
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Wearing sunblock on my face
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Go to the beach every day
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Wear a singlet, shorts and thongs*
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And hope the weather girls aren't wrong
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And swim in a big-ass pool
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And say 'Hot enough for you'?
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Where the sidewalk burns my flesh
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And see the girls wearing short skirts, yes!
[Instrumental whilst I dream]
WEATHER GIRLS:
He wants to be somewhere warmer
Sick of breaking thermostats
He wants to be somewhere warmer
It's like Hoth inside his flat
He wants to be somewhere warmer
Blanket starting to smell off, rank, gross, tart, sour, SHIT!
He wants to be somewhere warmer
Where his bollocks won't fall off
[Another instrumental]
ME (WEATHER GIRLS):
I wanna be (he wants to be)
I wanna be (he wants to be)
I wanna be somewhere where it won't
Be so damn cold a penguin starts to complain!
(He wanna not wear a hundred pairs of socks)
I just got to be somewhere warmer
Drink cola until I stop
(When his bladder says 'STOP')
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Somewhere that is very hot!
I'm gonna snag a flight to California
Make an ice cream sandwich for ya!
I wanna be somewhere warmer
'Cause it's somewhere that I'm not
ME (RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET):
(We're freezing, we're freezing)
I wanna be somewhere warmer
(Really, really damn freezing, we're freezing)
Wait a minute, hold on a minute, hold everything, hold everything!
The guy from the TV was right
A very hot place, you see, IS the place to be
Where's a plane? I GOTTA GET ON!
ME (WEATHER GIRLS):
I'm gonna go somewhere warmer
(He's gonna be somewhere warmer)
Look out hot place, cuz here I come!
We're freezing, we're freezing, really damn freezing
We're freezing, we're freezing
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really damn freezing
We're freezing, we're freezing
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really damn freezing
ME:
I live where it is freezing
I bet you'll have guessed (We're freezing)
My house lacks in central heating
Lost it in a bet (We're freezing)
My situation is dire
How much? Well, just behold:
I set myself on fire
Just to be that less cold
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Wearing sunblock on my face
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Go to the beach every day
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Wear a singlet, shorts and thongs*
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And hope the weather girls aren't wrong
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And swim in a big-ass pool
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And say 'Hot enough for you'?
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Where the sidewalk burns my flesh
I wanna be somewhere warmer
And see the girls wearing short skirts, yes!
[Instrumental whilst I dream]
WEATHER GIRLS:
He wants to be somewhere warmer
Sick of breaking thermostats
He wants to be somewhere warmer
It's like Hoth inside his flat
He wants to be somewhere warmer
Blanket starting to smell off, rank, gross, tart, sour, SHIT!
He wants to be somewhere warmer
Where his bollocks won't fall off
[Another instrumental]
ME (WEATHER GIRLS):
I wanna be (he wants to be)
I wanna be (he wants to be)
I wanna be somewhere where it won't
Be so damn cold a penguin starts to complain!
(He wanna not wear a hundred pairs of socks)
I just got to be somewhere warmer
Drink cola until I stop
(When his bladder says 'STOP')
I wanna be somewhere warmer
Somewhere that is very hot!
I'm gonna snag a flight to California
Make an ice cream sandwich for ya!
I wanna be somewhere warmer
'Cause it's somewhere that I'm not
ME (RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE STREET):
(We're freezing, we're freezing)
I wanna be somewhere warmer
(Really, really damn freezing, we're freezing)
Wait a minute, hold on a minute, hold everything, hold everything!
The guy from the TV was right
A very hot place, you see, IS the place to be
Where's a plane? I GOTTA GET ON!
ME (WEATHER GIRLS):
I'm gonna go somewhere warmer
(He's gonna be somewhere warmer)
Look out hot place, cuz here I come!
*thongs as in the rubber footwear some people call 'flip-flops' Not the scanty underwear for women. That'd be disturbing.
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I'm sitting here in Sweden in triple long-legged underwear with fingers so cold I risk loosing one if I hit the 5 key too hard. And do you know how the term Swedish Sin was coined, it's because we all look forward to going to the warm pits of Hell when we die, in fact we're topping the world's suicid charts because too many people can't wait!
This is a very perfect parody, especially for this season! Also very appropriate for winter! I will sing this one come winter time! I'm going to be in Fla. in December, though. Cold weather is my mom's enemy. My bro likes it though. I love warm, but not very hot weather. Warming you up with 5's, Parody Conqueror!
Very seasonal indeed. 555 for being in such a cold, cold spoof! ^_^
I think you might enjoy secretly wearing a thong. =] Good parody!
(Artistry)
Having survived several Wisconsin and Ohio winters some years ago, I can relate!
Having survived several Wisconsin and Ohio winters some years ago, I can relate!
Since I live in Toledo, OH, I know exactly what you are talking about!
"Toledo: If you don't like the weather, wait 10 minutets and it'll be different"
555 degrees for ya!
(Art) You painted a textual picture of hundreds of leggy chorus girls dressed in wintercoats, scarves and mittens tapping all around Matthew Broderick for me. Perfection (the 's***' rhyme with 'off' notwithstanding) :)
Artistry-60
COP - I lived in cold climates for about half of my life. I moved to a warmed climate and I can say for sure that I'll put up with the heat of summer rather than the nasty cold of winter. I haven't seen snow in over 20 years. I'm with you on the warmer. Fine write.
COP - I lived in cold climates for about half of my life. I moved to a warmed climate and I can say for sure that I'll put up with the heat of summer rather than the nasty cold of winter. I haven't seen snow in over 20 years. I'm with you on the warmer. Fine write.
This one had some great lines "It's like Hoth inside his flat" and "Be so damn cold a penguin starts to complain!" not to mention this musical happens to be my favorite musical of all time!
I like the warm weather myself too. . .the one thing I hate about my new place of residence compared to my old one is that it has a winter, so kudos--good job on this one
Incredible, and just in time for winter! 555
(Artistry) Come to Texas, where the summer heat melts the streets... good work!
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