-> "Questionnaires"
Original Song Title:
"Never There"
Parody Song Title:
"Questionnaires"
The Lyrics
Conversation I'm loathing
Because you asked "Guess what?"
You want me to keep guessing
Won't let me off with "What?"
Just come right out and tell me, bro
Did something with your hair?
Though I should warn you (buddy)
Buddy (prob'bly won't care)
You won't go, such persi-istance
Still guessing at your insistance
Wish this would be over qui-uickly
You do this even when I'm busy
Questionnaires
Hate questionnaires
I can't stand your incessant questionnaires
Hey!
If you're insisting on this game
I guess I'll have to play (hey)
Did you see a film yesterday?
Did you buy a new game?
Are you confessing a deep shame?
Did you see a cool play? (hey)
Were you arrested yesterday?
Does my shirt have a stain? (hey)
Well, are my guesses getting close?
Forgive my Kubrick stare
Patience is low, dude (really)
Really
Say "Guess what?" again, I'm groa-oaning
"I'm not telling" that won't stop my moaning
You may think that you're such a jo-oker
But guess what, man? My fist's getting closer
Questionnaires
Hate questionnaires
Please stop with your unending questionnaires
Questionnaires
Hate questionnaires
Despise your ever-present questionnaires
Hey!
Oh, hey
Ya-ah, hoo!
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