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Song Parodies -> "Dog's Plan"

Original Song Title:

"God's Plan"

Original Performer:

Drake

Parody Song Title:

"Dog's Plan"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Turnin' It Up" self-challenge. The final part, in fact (not including the supplemental)! Dogs: they can be such adorable borfs, but sometimes it can be a bit much...
Yeah, he's fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin'
He's fetchin', can't leave, yuh

I do love my dog, but he makes trouble for me
Don't care 'bout the cheeky way he slobbers on me
It's how he's a time sink is the problem for me
I know that he likes it when he's runnin' from me
I don't wanna find another stick, please
So sick of the things that he's fetchin' for me
Tried to ask him "stop it", he still brings me
More gross tennis balls, won't let me quit or just leave

Dog's plan, dog's plan
Never digs up random bones, yuh
He's a good boy, that he knows, ayy, knows
So he's gettin' me to throw, ayy, get
Any object that he sees, yeah, wait, uh
When I make a move to leave, yuh, wait, uh
Aims those big eyes right at me

Soul wilts
Sad face, can't ignore that sad face
So he's fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin'
He's fetchin', can't leave
Sad face, can't deny that sad face
So he's fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin'
Still fetchin', can't leave
Yuh, ayy, ayy

I know my dog loves me, I can't treat him too harshly
But I can hear my wrist bones crack, not very hardy
I'm not one for repeat motions, but that's on me
I may suck, I can't blame that one on my doggy
Cause that's low, geez
What? "Then don't move"? Look, if you don't please dogs
Then they won't be happy, heart's not stony
Wrist may fall off, but his face looks dopey

Dog's plan, dog's plan
Never leavin' me alone, ayy, no, ayy
Always finds somethin' to throw, yep, throw
Cause he knows I can't say no, ayy, no, ayy
He gets exercise for free, yeah, wait, uh
While I'm drained from those gym fees, ayy, wait, uh
I feel trapped, know he's not mean, yuh

He'll still
Sad face, gonna make that sad face
So he's fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin'
He's fetchin', can't leave, yeah, yeah
Sad face, always makes a sad face
So he's fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin' and fetchin'
Still fetchin', can't leave, yeah

This is honestly one of the reasons I don't see myself owning a pet. The other reasons being worry that I'll forget to feed them, worry that I don't know how to handle them correctly and poop.

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