-> "That's No Knife"
Original Song Title:
"It's My Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"That's No Knife"
The Lyrics
So you think your knife's real good? Well
'Fraid it's not true
I could deflect that ea-easily
With my knife, du-ude
That's the real truth
May think it's swell
But for me, du-ude
That's a hard sell
Cause that's no knife
Fro-om hilt to e-end
It's so sli-ight
Wo-on't help you, friend (won't help you, friend)
You wanted to protect yourself
But that won't do
You pull that, they won't be scared off
They'll laugh, it's true
I'm laughing like hell
At your pinpri-ick, du-ude
Crap repellent
Cause that's no knife
I-It won't prote-ect
Anyone's li-ife
Du-ull at both ends (dull at both ends)
How much would it sell
For? I'll bet, du-ude
Not much, I can tell
That's no knife
You got this ye-et?
Re-epeat it lou-oud
Ti-il it connects (gets through your head)
It's dagger-li-ite
Tha-at descriptio-ion
I-Is gen'rous no-ow
Mo-ore like a pin (more like a pin)
Oh, that's no knife (oh, that's no knife)
Ca-an't fight with i-it (can't stab with it)
Ju-ust try it no-ow (I dare you now)
I-In my eye, shit (that's a good hit)
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