Song Parodies -> Tipsy

Original Song Title:	"Gypsy"
Original Performer:	Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:	"Tipsy"
Parody Written by:	the_conqueror_of_parodies

I'm not even 18, and this is my second parody about booze. At least I think it's my second...I can never keep track...and yes, it says 'arse' in there, not 'ass' so please rhyme it as such.

So I'm back...in that new club Thunder Town
Back to the bar...that I love
To the booze that goes straight to my fragile brain
And now I'm tipsy...once again
I'm so tipsy...it's a trend

And so it all came down to booze
Well, I knew that it would well
One more glass, and I'll fall, on my arse
Oh...and I'll forget the night
When I become tipsy
When I get tipsy

When I'm tipsy...lose my brain
Ask Ol' Barkeep...for another beer
But he's not there...I'm facing the wall
And when it's Happy Hour...oh the hour goes too fast
Too fast to have some fun
Too fast to chug

I am drinking..a bit too much now
Now I'm really pished...absholutely pished*
And my memory has gone, but I'm used to it now
'Cause I frequently
Get really tipsy

One more glass, that I swear, came from Mars
I should stop abusing booze
Cause it makes me act the fool
One more glass, then I'll fall, on my arse

Eurgh...
And I still have blood-shot eyes...red eyes
Cause I just had too much booze

[Unintelligble gibberish]**

One more glass, then I'll puke, in my glass
And it's all because of booze

[Outro, I get tossed out on my arse in the gutter]

*Well, you'd slur your wordsh if you were ash drunk ash I wash.
**In the original song, there were lots of lines being sung at the same time in that last bit, so I took the coward's way out and marked it as drunken gibberish ;)

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UnKnownVO - March 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Top o'the Morn'in . . . Mr tipsy!

Agrimorfee - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) TCOP, you've made some sense out of a Stevie song, congrats...this explains much. :D 555

Matthias - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment

Normally you don't act that crazy just because of a little buzz (or a little tipsy) unless you really can't hold your liquor, but I'm not going to hold that against you. This was a pretty good song, for a topic I hope you don't know about yet, although in some places (Not sure about Australia the drinking age is lowered).

Rex - March 30, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) You were spying on me to get the data for this parody, weren't you? :-) Your recent parodies have really impressed me, and this is another example.

Below Average Dave - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Matty, how often do you drink? Tipsy makes you act really goofy, and I do have experience getting tipsy:) I though this was one of your best paced of the comp TCOP, I enjoyed every line, especially the unintelligible English part--when you puke in your glass though, you lost Tipsy to Drunk LOL . . .good job

Matthias - April 03, 2008 - Report this comment

I guess you do get kinda silly, but mostly I don't start acting this crazy until I'm hammered.

Invisible Boy - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Nice title sub. Great images too. I liked this one. I'm sure your knowlege of these matters is strictly hearsay...

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