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Song Parodies -> "Cursed as a Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Search and Destroy"

Original Performer:

Thirty Seconds to Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Cursed as a Boy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This demon child, this devil in boy's clothing, this...wait, what was the curse supposed to do? Anyone remember?
I was told that the beasts from hell
Had decided to leave a mark
Cursed as a boy

Soul's been stained, real anti-gift
I'd believe it but somethin' here is amiss (ho-oh-oh)
Seen no sort of abject misery
Except for what has been inflicted on me (ho-oh-ho)

I've never conjured demons although I've tried to
No-one's been hurt by demons, not been on the news
Cursed as a boy, cursed as a boy, ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh
Cursed as a boy, cursed as a boy, ee-yeah-eah-eah

Plants still grow in my presence, don't wilt
No flame inducement, they treat me like I will
I can't brain-crush, can't enter dreams
Where is the pain I inflict by bein' me?
None to see, none to see
None to see
Oh, none to see (convinced that I was evil)
None to see

Cursed as a boy, cursed as a boy, ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh
Cursed as a boy, cursed as a boy, cursed as a boy, ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah

This blows, this blows
Damn, this blows, damn, this blows
This blows, this blows
Damn, this blows

Cursed as a boy
How am I spreadin' evil? Was told that I'd bring evil
Was born to bring forth evil but I see zero evil (cursed as a boy)
Well, sure, the world has evil, both small and blatant evil
I'm told that's not my evil (ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh), what's this curse do?

Ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh
Ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh
Cursed as a boy (ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
Cursed as a boy (ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
Cursed as a boy (ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh, ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh)
Cursed as a boy (ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, ooh-whoa-oh-oh)

Maybe all of my evil is brought on me, that's evil and harsh

I was gonna do that thing I sometimes do where I put lyrics of a song with the same title in the bottom comments but whoops, turns out the Metallica song I was thinking of was called "SEEK & Destroy" not "SEARCH & Destroy". Oh, stupid brain, the tricks you play on me.

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