Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Takes Forever to Inspect You"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Remember to Forget You"

Original Performer:

Shakira ft. Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Takes Forever to Inspect You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2014 self-challenge. INSPECTION!!
Been so many homes I've been through, bro
Normally I can do three in one day
When it comes to you, it just kills my mood
Because you're more painful than an anemone
Mess is so unreal, yeah, must go through each piece
It's just how I do my inspections
So here we go
Must go through the mound of old shoes, green
Much sick I have to swallow, swallow, swallo-ow

Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
A record mess in here, it really blo-ows
This stack of pre-sliced cheese has gotten leathery
But I have to write it down, right
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

If one thing gets missed, lose half my pay
And so I sift through a month's worth of chewed steak
No point tryna say that I should just quit
Wanna work out why you live in this shambles, see
Scattered shorts? Ain't right, mixed with lime peels
Nobody can be this damn stupid
So here we go
Are you half-pig now? Does your brain leak?
The real answer I must know, must know, must kno-ow

Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
The junk inside your cupboards overflo-ows
Know you'll have to re-squeeze it back inside, but see
I must discover the truth, right (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
It takes forever to inspect you-ou

You're lucky that I'm not the one who de-ecides
Whether you pass o-or fail, boy
Just pass my reports on your giant ra-at piles
On to my bo-oss to-o rate, bo-oo-oy
It could be because my boss is really-y nice
Was once a slobby-y-ass boy
Or maybe he maintains a blog or we-ebsite
That runs on mo-ocki-in' "that bo-oo-oy"

Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
It takes forever to inspect you
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh
Sometimes I swear that you're an anthro goa-oat
An omnivore extreme, subsist on trash it seems
It makes sense to my real stressed mind (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
It takes forever to inspect you-ou
I really can't believe any other theory
Based on all the trash that I find (oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh), oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh (oh-oh-oh)
It takes forever to inspect you-ou

Truly it will forever be one of the mysteries of the universe...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/shakiraftrihanna1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 214