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Song Parodies -> "Miss South Australia"

Original Song Title:

"Miss California"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dante Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"Miss South Australia"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You know dat 'new girl' I mentioned in 'My Depressions Part 2'? Well this song is about her. I'm not mentioning any names....
Chorus:
She's Miss South Australia
Hottest thing in south S.A.
House right by the water
Ding-dong-dashed Hewitt last May
Drives some car I don't know
Drama is her favourite scene
Hates to be surrounded with stupid prats that yank her chain

Verse 1:
She's a nice girl from Year 8 of Mrs. Keen
Maths and some eng-l-ish things, kinda lonely
'Till I saw her at the first day, (of) Drama looking like a queen
She decides me to be a robber to shoppies
At first it didn't mean a thing
Then she told me that she didn't mean to hit
me, was such a relief

Chorus:
She's Miss South Australia
Hottest thing in south S.A.
House right by the water
Ding-dong-dashed Hewitt last May
Drives some car I don't know
Drama is her favourite scene
Hates to be surrounded with stupid prats that yank her chain

Verse 2:
In a couple days I had me a rethink
Made me think about her face
Got so whacked, up to the dreaming top
Showing me around her spot
Well its alright but somthing else is on your mind
Looking past oh that nice girl, the tears are flowing through
Oh, that girl was nice, but it's not now, not here
I will wipe away my tears simply by loving you

Chorus (x2):
She's Miss South Australia
Hottest thing in south S.A.
House right by the water
Ding-dong-dashed Hewitt last May
Drives some car I don't know
Drama is her favourite scene
Hates to be surrounded with stupid prats that yank her chain

(Musical Interlude)

Chorus (x2):
She's Miss South Australia
Hottest thing in south S.A.
House right by the water
Ding-dong-dashed Hewitt last May
Drives some car I don't know
Drama is her favourite scene
Hates to be surrounded with stupid prats that yank her chain

(Musical Interlude)

Chorus (repeat till fade):
She's Miss South Australia
Hottest thing in south S.A.
House right by the water
Ding-dong-dashed Hewitt last May
Drives some car I don't know
Drama is her favourite scene
Hates to be surrounded with stupid prats that yank her chain

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Stuart McArthur - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
so you're and Aussie, conqueror? You're not referring to Bec are you, with the Hewitt reference? - nicely done, although I always look for variety in the choruses (even though the OS doesn't - that's the OS's right) - 555
Yet Another Dutchman - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
True, fine pacing. And you are pioneering on Dante Thomas parodies.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Because you're the first to do it. Sorry, my comment was broken off, then they rightfully put me on "twit control," and then I had stuff to do.
bobpiecheese - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Stuart McArthur, I am not referring to Bec (whoever that is). By the way, what song should I parody to let people know that bobpiecheese and the_conqueror_of_parodies are the same person? Reply quickly, please.
stuart mcarthur - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
just wondering, because Leyton Hewitt (a South Australian) has just married soapie star Bec Cartwright, making her "Miss South Australia" in the eyes of the gossip mags

as for your other conundrum, turning "The Two Of Us" into "The One Of Us" is one idea :-)
bobpiecheese - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What artist did 'The two of us'? Was it Nsync?
Yet Another Dutchman - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
It was Bill Withers who did "The Two Of Us." You might use a duet, and use one person's lines under your name "bobpiecheese" and the other pesons name under "conqueror" to cause a little bit of confusion... Or you might use a song by Prince because he also uses different names, so you could make "Sign o' the times" into "Conqueror Pie" or something or "When Doves Cry" into "And Bobpie"... Okay these ideas are bad.
bobpiecheese - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, on Nsync's album 'Celebrity', the fifth track was 'The Two Of Us'. As that's the one I know, that's the one I'll do.
christine - March 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I guess she was an Immanuel primary school girl who played occasional tennis ... lusted after by Dante ... obviously not Alighieri ! Later on, perhaps, prowled upon by Dante ? Who had the packet ... Why don't you clarify the point you're trying to make? This is not a song ... it sounds like a personal whinge. Couldn't you get published ?

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