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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want to Know"

Original Song Title:

"He Don't Love You"

Original Performer:

Human Nature

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Know"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

2200TH PARODY, Y'ALL! And as is my tradition, I have taken a song I parodied back when I was stupid and inexperienced and re-parody along a vaguely similar topic. Last time I did some stupid toilet humour shit because I was literally fourteen. This time, let's rebuke that grossness!
I don't want to know (no)

Have you lost all tact?
Some things you shouldn't say
Now you've spilled all of that
It's gonna stick in my brain
I kinda hope you never call
'Cause I know what will come forth
A load of squick, I don't know why
That's a thing to report

Don't care if it hurts
When you scratch your balls
Why can't you see I'm gaggin'?

I don't want to know
And I don't know anyone else who'd want to
Let you blabber like so
Just keep it to yourself, dude
It's all kinds of gross
And I would do anything to stop you
Tape your mouth up, belt you with a spoon
I don't want to know

Don't t-t-t-t-tell me

We all flow (we all flow) from ends
Sometimes said end is sore
But I think (but I think) those pains
Shouldn't be shared, not hard
It won't come out? That sucks for you
But just leave me alone
I'm eatin' lunch, so up your shut
Or blood is what will flow

Your blunt descriptions
They just never end
Wonder how long will I take it?

I don't want to know (I don't want to)
Dude, I don't want to learn what comes out of you
Won't accomplish much, no (accomplish much? Yeah, no)
I'm not a doc, why do you
Think that could be so
When I have tried anything to stop you (oh-oh-oh)?
Plugged your mouth shut (plugged your mouth shut) with a sock or two
I don't want to know

Learn about what your bowels have accrued (shut up)?
I don't want to (don't wanna, dude)
'Cause it's too much, ev'ry damn day you (shut up)
Fill my brain up with these awful truths
Learn about what your U-Bend goes through (don't wanna, dude)?
I don't (I don't) want to (don't wanna, dude)
If you say one more thing, I'll infuse (don't wanna, dude)
Your mouth with some kind of sticky glue

I'm sure that it hurts
I don't care at all
It's hard to eat when you're gaggin'
Oh-ho-oh-oh-oh, yeah

Shut your hole up, either one will do
I don't want to know

I don't want to know (I don't want to know)
Make it so hard to not just up and slap you (hopin' it hurts like hell)
Diff'rent subject, please, bro (diff'rent subject, please, my bro)
I'd be alright with that, dude
But your answer's "No" (no, no)
Guess I must do anything to stop you
Wrap your face up (oh-oh), duct-tape roll should do
I don't want to know

Seriously, though, I did way too many poop parodies back then. Not even clever ones, just "Ha! Turds exist" over and over. There's a reason I do these rewrite milestones, people.

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the_copout_of_parodies - October 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Dear Seth. Nobody wants to know your so-called parodies
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