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Song Parodies -> "Soul Needs Some Cleansing"

Original Song Title:

"Hold It Against Me"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Soul Needs Some Cleansing"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2011 self-challenge. Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned...
Pray, Pastor Jer', please forgive me
Cause I've done a-a whole lo-ot wrong
Punched a bear, ate a dolphin
Gotta tell you-ou, flavou-our's strong
If you hear all my confessions
And don't want to-o run fro-om here
Then it's clear your dedication
Is much stronge-er than mi-ine, geez

I spray-painted gang signs on a cow
Took photos, uploaded to-o the cloud
You'd better get real comfortable now
Cause my soul needs some cleansi-ing
Had a-a really crazy night
Hangin' upside down from a stopli-ight
I'm pretty sure my pants had been pulled down
See? My soul needs some cleansi-ing

Pray, all these things that I'm sayin'
Are the truth, no-o sort o-of lie
Washed my feet in hot gra-avy
Then I poured i-it on a-a pie
Drove my car six miles backwards
While the engi-ine cooked my-y pork
I abhor what I've doin'
So I'm telli-in' you to-onight

Barely even started my list now
Takes up half my laptop ha-ard drive, wow
Seems I ate a roast chainsaw somehow
Guess my soul needs some cleansi-ing
It's true-ue: rode a goat last night
Straight down the biggest road I could fi-ind
Couldn't begin to tell you why and how
Please, my soul needs some cleansi-ing

All these sins I've done, I'm sorry
My poor soul needs some cleansing

Ah, yeah
Ah, uh-huh
Not a hardened crook
I won't get jailed, I know that now
But I used a book
As a skateboard, it brings me down

Rash of nonsense all around this town
Pissed off people with bodily sounds
Feel my soul needs some cleansi-ing
None of this would make good TV now
Only a few "check this" re-etweet rounds
But I can't help how I feel deep down
Swear my soul needs some cleansi-ing
And a-at least I've brought a smile
To you, cause this job's mis'rable, ri-ight?
So I'll get back to listin' my sins now
Cause my soul needs some cleansi-ing

Maybe the guy was just confused by the concept of "original sin"? I mean, everyone's shagged someone they shouldn't have, but has anyone poked a badger with a spoon? I think not!

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