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Song Parodies -> "Junk Mail Today"

Original Song Title:

"Come Sail Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Styx

Parody Song Title:

"Junk Mail Today"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Junk...junk...junk...junk...more bloody junk...
I'm checki-ing my mail
Hoping there's good news there in store for me
But all that I-I can see
Ads for services that just I don't need
"Free quotes for a cabin!"
"We'll mow your lawn!"
Box is full when I check
At six o'clock
Ev'ry time, oh, e-ev'ry-y time
It's chock-a-block

It's all I-I receive
No wedding invitations, no postca-ards, plea-ease
All I ge-et i-is crap
Offering cheap cleans for a car I don't have
It seems I get good mail never
That seems like a joke
Have to clear the box out
Ev'ry hour or so
And i-it fills up ju-ust li-ike that
Guess that's my lot

I know that I use Facebook to talk to all my-y friends
And I do all my bank-work and taxes online i-instead
So the junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today's what's left, man
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please
Junk mail today, junk mail today, shit, junk mail today's all I'm getting
Junk mail today, junk mail today, shit, junk mail today, stop, please, hate it
Most people only get a few piece-es of shite
Whereas I get this bullshit in truck-loads, it feels like
No more junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, cause it's crap
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please
Junk mail today, junk mail today, junk mail today, stop, please

Junk...junk...pipe bomb...junk....ju-wait, go back a-KABOOM!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 24

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the_copout_of_parodies - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Junk parody, like junk mail b
Patrick - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
These songs with the repetitious choruses are hard to do if you want to vary the lyrics. Sometimes, you just have to follow the original in style. There is a great "lip dub" of this song on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn5L3gsCHgQ
Jonathan - July 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Styx to what you know! 5's
Skrullz - July 29, 2016 - Report this comment
A lazy, repetitive parody to a lazy, repetitive song.

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