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Song Parodies -> "All I Grow"

Original Song Title:

"All I Know"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd ft. Future

Parody Song Title:

"All I Grow"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Why for plant no bloom?!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Had thought that I could plant you so you could grow up big
I might as well have smashed you into the tiniest bits
My help has only damned you, just hope that it was painless
This thumb isn't green, see, what's the dead-plant shade?

All I grow, all I grow is shit
All I grow, all I grow is shit
All I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit
All I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit

All the plant life that's been with me
Has not lasted beyond day three
And I just don't know how that can be, this blows
Let waterin' cans flow, did not let 'em drown, no
In the sunlight, had space to breathe
Just don't get why they all have to wilt on me
Not that I need 'em, I just want my passion
Left unscrewed 'cause that feels rude

All I grow (all I grow, all I grow, all I)
All I grow is shit (all I grow, all I grow, all I)
All I grow (all I grow, all I grow, all I grow)
All I grow is shit (all I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow)
All I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit
All I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit
Is shit, is shit

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

Ea-Ea-Each time, I keep hopin' (yeah) that this'll be the one that won't go
And shrivel up, just stays true to the damn picture on the bag, blows (damn)
This is bullshit, I've been banned from (skrrt) near ev'ry place sellin', they know (yeah)
I've been through several tons of seeds (yeah), terrible (yeah), what will it take to (yeah) fix it, a miracle (yeah)?
Sure you could see it as laughable (lol), me wantin' somethin' that's magical (more lol)
But the truth is that you haven't seen how quick they die, it's a trip to see (so dumb)
Set up a cam'ra, you know, to watch (snap) overnight as the thing fails to grow (snap-snap, snap-snap)
And it's overnight that the thing fails to grow (hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up, hol' up), when the clock hits the tone that is twelve, down it goes (yeah)
How could all my care be useless (yeah)? How could all my, all my precious care be useless (oh-ooh-ooh)?
How could all my care be useless? How could, how could, how could all my care be useless (oh-ooh-ooh)?
How was all my care deleted (don't)? How did all my careful care get deleted (oh, yeah) (don't know)?
Not insects that have been eatin' (yeah), I know what it looks like eaten (bit) (okay)
And no roommate bro who pulls a switcheroo on me (what a dick)
Got no roommate bro who wants to kill my hobby (oh)
Have no roommate bro who thinks a dead plant is funny (I know) (such a prick)
Zero roommate bro who wants to murder hobbies (to murder all my hobbies)
Flowers should make my room pretty, why can't one stay alive? It's gettin' real silly
Flowers should make my room pretty but they won't stay alive, so stupid and silly (so dumb)
But my feet are not chilly, I will continue plantin', no quittin'
One day I'll work out the trick and get these Temp'ry Brand Flowers to stick

All I grow (all I grow, all I grow, all I)
All I grow is shit (all I grow, all I grow, all I)
All I grow (all I grow, all I grow, all I grow)
All I grow is shit (all I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow)
All I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit (all I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit)
All I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit (all I grow, all I grow, all I grow, all I grow is shit)
Is shit, is shit

...ah. Wait, why would they even sell those?

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